Khloe Kardashian on new unisex fragrance: “I can’t stop smelling myself”

Not only are Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar Odom gearing up for a reality tv spinoff of her family’s heavily produced hit show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, they’ve also developed a unisex fragrance so everyone can smell like them!

Why haven’t other celebrity couples thought of this before? Who doesn’t want to smell like Speidi? (Desperation) Or Brangelina (Untouchable.)

This project has been in the works for months now and we were involved every step of the way to make sure the fragrance was a true fusion of ourselves and our personalities,” Kardashian wrote on her blog Friday.

“People literally stop me and ask what I’m wearing and the fact that I can say my own fragrance blows my mind!” she adds. “I can’t stop smelling myself.”

So far I still haven’t been able to find what exactly this is supposed to smell like. Usually there are clues in the press along the way like “childhood memories,” “body odor,” “patchouli,” “blood and semen,”  or “shrimp on a diaper” but all we’ve got to work on right now is a “true fusion” of Khloe and Lamar’s “selves and personalities.

Not only that, but it’s being sold exclusively online at, which means you can’t even give  yourself a headache by spritzing some on top of the other 30 fragrances you tried on your wrist at J.C. Penney’s at the dying mall where you go to eat Cinnabun.