DLISTED – Tamar Braxton’s estranged husband Vincent Herbert was arrested for spousal abuse on Christmas Day and allegedly got another woman pregnant, Happy New Year!
REALITY TEA – LaLa Kent finally made good on her private jet boasts by taking the Vanderump Rules cast to Vegas in one
CELEBITCHY – Willow Smith says growing up famous is “absolutely, excruciatingly terrible,” and based on this explanation we have no reason to doubt her
JEZEBEL – Chocolate will be extinct by 2050 unless science can save it. Given prevailing American attitudes toward science, this is a job for the rest of the world
THE BLEMISH – Pennsylvania’s huge deer population is apparently such a huge problem that 3,300 Pennsylvanians applied for roadkill permits so they could legally eat the ones they hit with their cars last year. Takeaway: “Roadkill permit” is a thing
VOX – This report on how former Trump aide George Papadopoulos may have kicked off the Russia investigation by getting drunk and bragging about dirt the campaign had on Hillary Clinton is a season-long Veep arc come to life (except funnier, more absurd, and of course more terrifying)
VERY SMART BROTHAS – And speaking of international incidents, apparently Trump is mad that he’s not going to be invited to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding but Barack Obama is
LAINEY GOSSIP – Ben Affleck is the Scott Disick of JLo and ARod’s relationship (complete with photo receipt goodness)
UPROXX – Steve Harvey’s New Year’s Eve outfit was more hilarious than just about all of the jokes it inspired on Twitter
(Photo credit: Steve Harvey’s NYE outfit via Fox)
