DLISTED – Maybe the new Blade Runner wouldn’t have flopped if it was just Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling sipping scotch and joking with a British interviewer for two hours
REALITY TEA – NeNe apologized for wishing rape upon a fan at her show last weekend, so that’s probably the last we’ll hear of that, right?
CELEBITCHY – Also in the “What The Hell Were They Thinking” category, Dove apologized for the ad where their soap turns a dirty black women into a magical clean white one
JEZEBEL – This video of an erudite German cosplayer explaining how people walked differently in Medieval Europe is the most soothing thing you’ll see all day
THE BLEMISH – In further rape-based news, Nelly allegedly raped someone who wouldn’t get in his ride
VOX – Here’s the first full trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, which hits theaters in just two short months
VERY SMART BROTHAS – ESPN suspended Jemele Hill for unclear, dumb reasons two weeks after they refrained from suspending her for a much more politically obvious (if also dumb) reason
THE SUPERFICIAL – Speaking of punishable behavior, here’s the video of the Miami Dolphins’ offensive line coach snorting what sure looks like an illegal white powder of some sort
UPROXX – Wine country, the only part of California not touched by wildfire this year, is now on fire
(Photo credits: NeNe’s rape wish apology via Instagram)
