DLISTED – Mark Salling from Glee pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography
REALITY TEA – What does Kim Zolciak say is the secret to her successful marriage? Why, loads of hot sex, of course
CELEBITCHY – Kim Cattrall claims she never wanted to do a third Sex and the City movie anyway
JEZEBEL – Here’s a 42-year-old Texas woman who’s spent more than $60,000 on eight plastic surgeries intended to make her look like Melania Trump
THE BLEMISH – There’s going to be a Bob’s Burgers movie in 2020! (Maybe Fox can promote the show between now and then?)
VOX – Actually, what Rex Tillerson said was not that Donald Trump is a “moron,” but that he’s a “f*cking moron,” but it’s no big deal because he never considered quitting in the first place
VERY SMART BROTHAS – Feel really old, or discover it for the first time: Janet Jackson’s The Velvet Rope is 20
THE SUPERFICIAL – Playmate Karissa Shannon’s sex tape with Hugh Hefner has been leaked to Vivid Video
UPROXX – Rage Against The Machine and Radiohead are in the running to enter the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame next year; here’s the full list of candidates
(Photo credits: Karissa Shannon sex tape via Instagram)
