Tonight is the Season 2 premiere of TLC’s follow-up series 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? and I thought I would take a break from all the drama to highlight the fact that if these couples had to pay a hotness tariff on their spousal imports, they would all be broke! But, if you had to pick just one, which of these sexy spouses do you think deserves the trophy for hottest Happily Ever After import?
Here are the options — if you manage to scroll through them all without getting too distracted, there is a poll at the bottom!
Chantel’s Dominican hawty hubby Pedro is tight ‘n’ tan with a smile so bright you need sunblock just to be in the same room! Hand-in-hand with Pedro’s smile is a boatload of charm that obviously swept the already top-heavy Chantel right off her feet! 😉
Pa-oooh-la-la! If Russ’s bride was a Colombian Commodores song she would be titled “Casa de Tijolos!” (That’s briiiiiiiick house to us Americans.) In addition to her physical assets, Paola has a bright and energetic personality sure to wear you out — in a good way.
Mmmmm, mmmm, mm! That Alexei is one seriously tall drink of מַיִם! (I Googled “Hebrew for water” and that’s what I got.) Beyond the miles and miles of physical nom noms, Loren’s Israeli groom has a sexy chill vibe about him that is worthy of a premium alcohol commercial.
How can anyone resist the sensuous look and feel of brown Naugahyde?! [* Jacket not pictured.] The only drawback to Danielle’s Tunisian ex is that his MO-jo only seems to work with the ladies online — in person, the magic appears to wear off quickly.
Speaking of working sexy magic on the internet, no one can compare to Jorge’s Russian princess Anfisa! Granted, Princess Anfisa isn’t for everyone (potentially including Jorge) but she is DEFINITELY the perfect match for herself, and it’s hard not to find that self-confidence at least a little sexy.
So who do you think is the hottest import on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? Take our Twitter poll! (If you’re loading this post just after publishing, give us a moment to create the tweet.)
* I feel I might have shorted Mohamed a bit on his description above, so let me make up for it by giving his chances a HUGE boost with perhaps the sexiest, most irresistibly Tunisiatrulescent picture OF ALL TIME:
My apologies to Pedro, Paola, Alexei, and Anfisa for the poll-tipping MO-jo photo.