Paris Hilton took her hunky beau River Viiperi along for a lazy day at the beach in Malibu this weekend, but it was lil Paris pooch Dollar the Puppy that stole the show when he decided to try to strip Paris of her sarong — recreating the classic Coppertone ad in the process!
In case you’re not aware of what I’m talking about, here is the original Coppertone girl and dog ad side by side with a recreated Coppertone ad starring Paris Hilton and Dollar the Puppy:
Thankfully for Paris, it was just her sarong Dollar was hungry for and not her Bahiltondonk-exposing bikini bottoms! (I’m sure the media and hetero men everywhere aren’t as thankful) 😉
Here’s another view of Paris’s playful pooch stealing the show in front of the pupperazzi:
If Honey Boo Boo were to caption this it would read, “Dollar make me holla!”
I had so much fun recreating the old Coppertone ad above that I couldn’t resist doing one more! This one also featured the girl having her bottom exposed by the dog, but (butt?) I’ve replaced her with Paris and Dollar:
And for those of you not so much interested in puppies or retro advertising, here’s Paris Hilton rocking her bikini with no distractions:
On the other hand, for those of you that ARE so much interested in puppies (though not so much retro advertising), you can follow @DollarThePuppy on Twitter!
