Angelina Jolie Wannabe Nadya Suleman To Star In Movie?

Paramount Pictures is feeling the pressure from the economic recession and is trying to cut corners on some of their upcoming movie projects. One of the proposed cutbacks is to cast octuplet mom and Angelina Jolie worshipper Nadya Suleman as Jolie’s replacement in the Tomb Raider franchise:

Nadya Suleman to star in Womb Raider

This is almost my favorite unnecessary Tomb Raider image, coming in just behind these gloriously unphotoshopped images of Alison Carroll, the most recent face and body of Lara Croft for the purpose of promoting the Tomb Raider video games at conferences and such:

Alison Carroll as Lara CrotchAlison Carroll as LAra CrotchAlison Carroll as Lara Crotch
Photos Daniel Deme / WENN

As a matter of fact, those might be better images for a Womb Raider movie!

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