Amy Wine Heist!

Amy Winehouse continues her “vacation” at Le Sport Spa on St. Lucia, and if spriteliness is any indication, she seems to be getting better! Thanks to a ban on drinking by her management and staff, Amy has been forced to become a margarita bandita, stealing drinks from unsuspecting patrons. A source for The Sun said, “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”

PFFFFFT! Go check out this picture at The Sun! WOW! For the first time in my life I want to take a trip to the Caribbean! They should bring in Courtney Love and go with the slogan: “Le Sport Spa, home of the craccoons.” They could have dispensers for those teeny tiny liquor bottles where kids could plop in $5 and feed the animals! Oh man – I’m getting on Orbitz right now! Here’s some exclusive video footage from Le Sport Spa taken just yesterday:

Rare footage of a craccoon in action

In all seriousness, sneaking around a hotel and trying to yoink drinks has elevated Amy’s health status from “crack and heroine junkie” to “that aunt that moved to Jersey.” Movin’ on up! We’ll certainly keep you updated on Amy and let you know if someone gets a photo of the inside of her hotel room with all the shiny objects she’s collected.

Dictionary entry for craccoon

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