“The Better Lover” – Miami Social Third Episode 3 Recap

Next we have a real estate party Katrina throws to try to sell that fancy waterfront house. Katrina introduces Ariel to her mom, who is actually kind of fabulous in an Elizabeth Taylor meets Joan Rivers kind of way. Katrina’s mom then proceeds to tell George that he’s “Gonna meet a woman who [he] would die for and she won’t give [him] the time of day.” George says that’s kind of what’s already happening (with Lina? with Sorah? both?), and she tells him it’ll be the death of him. Harsh.

George must be depressed over Katrina’s mom’s grim news, so he drinks himself into a stupor and starts raiding the liquor cabinets. George is quickly turning into the next candidate for Intervention. Sorah tries to get George to go home and promise he’ll be at work in the morning. This isn’t looking good.

Meanwhile, back at the apartment Lina is looking at an e.p.t. testing and telling someone on the phone “I don’t know how George is going to react.”

So, it was Lina!

Next, on Miami Social:

Lina tells George he’s gonna be a daddy. Maria has eye surgery (I think). And George tells Hardy, very dramatically, “I don’t know why she’s doing this.” Hardy replies, “You need to get away from her, she’s going to ruin you.”

~ Carrie Glass

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