Archive for January, 2009


Bart Simpson And The History Of Scientology In Animated Television
Nancy Cartwright, practicing Scientologist and the voice of Bart Simpson, has recorded a message that is being used in a "robocall" marketing campaign for a Scientology event. The calls have
Where’s The LaBeouf?!? Shia Starts A New Fad With Paper Bag Disguise
After losing his driver's license on January 17th because of a car accident last July, Shia LaBeouf had to walk to the liquor store for refills on Thursday. That's not
White House Gets A Barack Obama Facelift!
Perhaps someone needs to tell Barack Obama that his obsession with our 16th President is getting a little out of hand. digg_url = 'http://starcasm.net/archives/3198'; Hmmmmm... On the other hand, that's pretty damn cool
Worst Week Ever Returns!
I took a week off from Worst Week Ever because I was to lazy to do it last week. This week there were so many inaugural balls, and drunk reporters
Tom Cruise Retiring From Movie Acting?
Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes are touring the globe in search of a country that likes Tom's latest movie Valkyrie. The two have attended premieres in Korea, Germany and
Britney Spears Signs $14 Million Book Deal
The Daily Mirror is reporting that pop tart Britney Spears has signed a multiple-book deal worth $14 million. A source for the Mirror says that Britney has been keeping diaries
DUH! Magazine Issue 6 – Ellen, Paris, Amy Winehouse And More!
The sixth issue of Duh! Magazine hits stands today! Check out the latest stories you already knew were gonna happen: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Don't Like Meat! In addition to getting
Top 10 Joaquin Phoenix Rapper Names
Retired actor Joaquin Phoenix continues his musical barnstorming tour of idiocy, this time performing at LAVO in Las Vegas. (If you can stomach it, I've put a couple videos at

 




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