Archive for September, 2008


Tri-Sarah-tops? Sarah Palin Believes Dinosaurs and Humans Coexisted
A music teacher in Wasilla, Alaska claims that he had conversations with Sarah Palin in 1997 in which she stated she believes dinosaurs and men coexisted 6,000 years ago. Philip Munger,
We Need Investors!
We’ve got a brilliant concept that just needs some venture capitalists to help get it off the ground. It would take hours to go over all the schematics and details
Heather Locklear Melrose Placed Under Arrest for DUI
Grrrrrr! Today’s economic collapse is taking attention away from the things that REALLY matter, like celebrity DUI arrests! It’s especially a shame when the celebrity doing the influenced driving has
US Economy To Be Released On Bail?
Congress is voting today on a $700 billion dollar bailout package in a desperate attempt to stabilize a flailing economy. The senate is expected to vote as early as Wednesday. Starcasm.net
Scarlett Johansson Gets Married!
Is there nothing Scarlett Johansson won’t do to avoid having to star in a decent movie?!?! Her latest distraction is a marriage to Ryan Reynolds, which took place Saturday night
In Appreciation of Paul Newman
Hollywood lost a true giant yesterday when Paul Newman died at the age of 83. A lot of folks poked fun at Paul because of his food brands and association with
Fake Sarah Palin Bikini Photo Is a FAKE!
Just after her VP nomination at the Republican National Convention earlier this month, a photo turned up on the internet that showed Sarah Palin in an American Flag bikini toting
Celebrity Profile: Paris Hilton
(We welcome back former boxing promoter Dawn King to introduce the first in a series of celebrity profiles here on starcasm.net. We hope to eventually build up a library of

 




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