Morning Starbuzz

Grand Theft Auto Blac Chyna

LINKS Blac Chyna was almost a Carsnatchian, R.I.P. Jerry Lewis, carrot on karat crime…

DLISTEDBlac Chyna Allegedly Tried To Boost Rob Kardashian’s Range Rover

REALITY TEAVicki Gunvalson Addresses The Toxic Behavior Of Shannon Beador And Tamra Judge

CELEBITCHYTaylor Swift deleted everything on all of her social media platforms, huh

THE SLOT/JEZEBELTrump Disbands Federal Panel to Fight Climate Change

THE BLEMISHCanadian Grandma Has Her Engagement Ring Stolen By a Carrot

UPROXXComedy Legend Jerry Lewis Has Died At 91

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPVanderpump Rules’ Stassi Schroeder Reveals Details of Her Breakup with Patrick Meagher on Her Podcast

LINKS Zoila retires, Leonardo D to play Leonardo d, HBO hack update…

Zoila Flipping Out

REALITY TEAZoila Chavez Retires As Jeff Lewis’s Housekeeper After Eighteen Years!

DLISTEDLeonardo DiCaprio To Play Leonardo da Vinci

CELEBITCHYDonald Trump: There are “many sides” to blame for Nazi terrorism in Virginia

JEZEBELHBO Hacker Leaks Curb Your Enthusiasm Episodes, But Still No Game of Thrones

THE BLEMISHWorld’s Dumbest Lovers: Man Jailed After Woman Accidentally Shoots Her Vagina

UPROXXThe Significance Of The Scroll That Freaked Out Arya On Game Of Thrones

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThe Hills Star Lauren Conrad On Track to Have Lowest-Selling People Magazine Cover EVER!

LINKS Taco Bell’s pop rocks burrito, R-Patz wants to be Edward Cullen IRL, inflatable chicken Trump…

Taco Bell pop rocks burrito

UPROXXTaco Bell’s Newest Burrito Features Spicy Pop Rocks…Seriously

DLISTEDRobert Pattinson Just Wants To Be Mysterious And Misunderstood

REALITY TEAAndy Cohen Surprised By Luann de Lesseps’ Divorce And Heard Gregg Leakes Is Doing Fine

CELEBITCHYThere’s an inflatable chicken version of Donald Trump outside the White House

THE MUSE/JEZEBELFewer Than 20 Female Rappers Have Gone Top 20 Since 2000

THE BLEMISHHeart-Shaped Boobs Might Be The Next Big Thing(s)

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPBig Brother 19 Recap: A Present From Christmas & a Pig Possessed

LINKS Sharknado 5 cameo list, Pratt spat, Caitlyn Jenner’s MAGAgate…

Sharknado 5 Abby Lee Miller

UPROXXYou Can Expect These Celebrities In Sharknado 5 And Its Parade Of Very Silly Cameos

DLISTEDStephanie Pratt Appears To Be Furious With Her Brother Spencer

REALITY TEAPHOTOS Dorinda Medley And John Mahdessian Vacation In The Bahamas

CELEBITCHYCaitlyn Jenner wore a “Make America Great Again” Trump hat but she claims she didn’t mean to, sort of

JEZEBELBritish Model Released By Kidnapper Because Motherhood Made Her “Unfit” for Sex Slavery

THE BLEMISHAmber Heard Back to Being Poor, Elon Musk Breaks Up With Her Because He “Heard Things”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPChris Harrison Says We’ll Get to See Controversial Bachelor in Paradise Footage Featuring DeMarion Jackson & Corinne Olympios

Danielle Staub mug shot photo, arrested in 1986

LINKS Happy BDay Danielle Staub, Afflookus sighting at booze shop, NBAyoncé…

REALITY TEAPHOTOS Danielle Staub Celebrates Her Birthday With RHONJ Castmates

DLISTEDAuntie Maxine Waters’ Reclaimed Remix Hosts an Open Post

CELEBITCHYBen Affleck & Lindsay Shookus are in Maine, were spotted twice at liquor store

JEZEBELKanye West Is Suing His Insurance Company for $10 Million Over Canceled Tour

THE BLEMISHHow Does Beyonce, Houston Rockets Owner, Sound?

UPROXX13 Reasons Why Officially Led To A Spike In Suicide Searches

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTwo Month Marriage! 16 and Pregnant Star Autumn Crittendon Announces She’s Already Getting Divorced

LINKS Heather DuBonvoyage, Clooney twinfuriated, Chris Christie is nacho verbal punching bag…

Heather Dubrow tribute

REALITY TEAA Farewell To Heather Dubrow: A Retrospective Of Her Time On Real Housewives Of Orange County

DLISTEDDr. Luke Has Subpoenaed Lady Gaga In His Defamation Suit Against Kesha

CELEBITCHYAnthony Scaramucci’s wife filed for divorce when she was nine months pregnant

JEZEBELBadass Woman Escapes Kidnappers Using A Manual Transmission And Nerves Of Steel

THE BLEMISHGeorge Clooney Is Going to Shut Down an Entire Tabloid Over Photos of His Twins

UPROXXAn Angry Chris Christie Got Into A Baseball Fan’s Face After Being Heckled In Milwaukee

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThe Bachelorette Recap: Meeting the Family & Fornicating in the Fantasy Suite

LINKS Mean Girls the Musical, Kardashian exes unite, bye bye Biggest Loser…

Mean Girls Christmas dance Jingle Bell Rock

JEZEBELWow, the Mean Girls Musical Is Really Happening

DLISTEDKardashian Exes Convene To Plot Retaking The Iron Throne

REALITY TEAVicki Gunvalson Wants Briana Culberson To Be A Real Housewife

CELEBITCHYJustin Trudeau covers Rolling Stone, is probably the wokest bae in North America

THE BLEMISHJustin Bieber Runs Over Man to Celebrate Tour Cancellation

UPROXXWhat Happens When You Blow Out Birthday Candles Is Really Gross, Study Finds

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThe Biggest Loser Doctor Confirms in Court Papers That the Show Has Been Cancelled

LINKS OJ gets parole, white wax Beyonce, Erika Jayne tell all…

O. J. Simpson

DLISTEDO.J. Simpson Has Been Granted Parole

REALITY TEAAn Erika Jayne Book Headed Our Way! She Has Written A Tell-All Memoir

CELEBITCHYWaxyonce: Beyonce’s Madame Tussauds wax figure looks pretty white

JEZEBELA Reminder That Tyga Is Terrible

THE BLEMISHJada Pinkett Smith Would’ve Sold You Crack 20 Years Ago

UPROXXAmerican Horror Story Season 7 Now Has An Official Title

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPBig Brother 19 Recap: Dominique vs. the Paul Snake