Morning Starbuzz

Patrick Swayze remakes

LINKS Another terrible Swayze remake, Dracula Minaj, food appropriation debate…

CELEBITCHYThe Dirty Dancing remake was a flop: is anyone surprised?

DLISTEDNicki Minaj Brought Rich Vampire Realness To The AmfAR Gala

REALITY TEARanking the “Most Memorable” Seasons Of Survivor – Updated Through Season 34

JEZEBELPark Rangers Would Prefer You Keep Your Promposals Off Federal Protected Public Lands

THE BLEMISHMen Mad at Women Only Screenings Of Wonder Woman

UPROXXExamining The ‘Kooks Burrito’ Uproar & The Fight Over Food Appropriation

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPMarriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Family Edition Episode 4 Recap: Football & a Ferocious Fight

LINKS Snoop revisited, Ruby Rose remorse, Pippa Wed-leton…

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UPROXXReevaluating Snoop Dogg’s Hip-Hop Legacy

DLISTEDRuby Rose Regrets Going In On Katy Perry

REALITY TEARHOP Star Gizelle Bryant Would’ve Paid Good Money To See Showdown Between Ashley And Charrisse

CELEBITCHYPippa Middleton wore a lacy, high-necked Giles Deacon wedding gown

JEZEBELVery Cool: North Korea Launched Yet Another Missile

THE BLEMISHBella Hadid in a Bikini Making the Most of Cannes

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPMan v. Food Coming Back to TV Without Original Host Adam Richman

LINKS Abby Lee’s pre-prison TV cash in, Muva luva breaks in, Leonardo on the model prowl…

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JEZEBELAbby Lee Miller’s Doing Three Paid TV Appearances Before She Heads to Prison

DLISTEDAn Intruder Broke Into And Hung Out In Amber Rose’s House While She Was Asleep

REALITY TEAEden Sassoon Continues Trash Talking Lisa Vanderpump; Dispenses Advice For Abby Lee Miller

CELEBITCHYFuture President Mike Pence is equally compromised by the Flynn mess too

THE BLEMISHLeonardo DiCaprio is Model Hunting Again After Nina Agdal Split

UPROXXChris Cornell Sharing His Thoughts On Kurt Cobain’s Suicide With Howard Stern Is A Gut-Punch

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPAn Olympics-Themed Bachelor Spin-off is Coming: Get Ready for The Bachelor Winter Games!

LINKS Wife 5 is coming for Ned Stark, Teen Mom news pile, no domo arigato for Antonio Sabato…

Ned Stark Catelyn Stark wife 5 is coming

CELEBITCHYDid you know 58-year-old Sean Bean is about to marry his fifth wife?

DLISTEDWannabe Congressman Antonio Sabato Jr. Is Getting Divorced And His Estranged Wife Claims He’s A Drug Addict

REALITY TEADorinda Medley Thinks Sonja Morgan Is Torturing Tinsley Mortimer!

JEZEBELKylie Jenner Uses Her Housekeeper’s Arm As a Lip Kit Swatch Palate

THE BLEMISHPastor Eaten by Crocodiles While Trying to Do a Live Re-Enactment of Jesus Walking on Water

UPROXXThe Guy Who Played Suge Knight In ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Was Arrested For A Very Suge-Like Crime

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTeen Mom News Pile: All the Teen Mom-Related News You Missed This Weekend

Farrah Abraham Mom Boss Shirt

LINKS 7 bad reality TV moms, Miley is still pot-friendly, Katy Perry eyes American Idol…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP7 Reality TV Moms You Should Be Thankful Aren’t Yours

DLISTEDMiley Cyrus Quit Weed But She Still Rolls Her Friends’ Joints

REALITY TEARumor Patrol: Phaedra Parks Accuses Producers Of Setting Her Up With Phony Lies!

CELEBITCHYMelissa McCarthy returned as Sean Spicer to host the Mother’s Day SNL

JEZEBELKaty Perry Is Very Interested in Becoming an American Idol Judge

THE BLEMISHSelena Gomez Wants the Weeknd to Impregnate Her

UPROXXDrake Popped Up At His Cousin’s Prom Because He’s The Best Cousin Ever

LINKS Simon says nope, Hawn yawn, McCarthy’s Spicer tours NYC…

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DLISTEDSimon Cowell Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With The American Idol Reboot

REALITY TEABelow Deck Mediterranean’s Hannah Ferrier Has No Plans Of Moving Forward With “Immature” Bobby Giancola

CELEBITCHYTime Mag’s cover story on Donald Trump is absolutely & completely bonkers

JEZEBELI Can’t Believe Goldie Hawn’s First Movie In 15 Years Was Snatched

THE BLEMISHParis Hilton Invented the Selfie and Everything Else You’re Doing in 2k17

UPROXXSNL Host Melissa McCarthy Was Spotted Riding Around New York On A Podium As Sean Spicer

LINKS Social media is Yeezusless, Martha Trump ‘n’ Snoop, 13 More Reasons Why

Kanye West muted

DLISTEDKanye West Shut Down His Social Media Accounts

REALITY TEAEden Sassoon Says Lisa Vanderpump Has A Big Ego And Insinuates LVP Is Not That Charitable

CELEBITCHYKendall Jenner’s Vogue India cover has caused even more backlash

JEZEBEL13 Reasons Why Will Return to Netflix for a Second Season

THE BLEMISHMartha Stewart’s Reaction to These Trump and Snoop Dogg Portraits Wins Everything Today

UPROXXNew IT Footage Aired During The MTV Awards And It Is Extra Creepy

LINKS Orange Is The New Hacked, Fyre Festival fallout, EPA 411 MIA…

OITNB Pennsatucky hands Hold Up!

UPROXXSome Hackers Are Blackmailing Netflix By Threatening To Release Orange Is The New Black Early

DLISTEDOpen Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum Giving Other Celebrities Stripper Names

REALITY TEARHOP‘s Charrisse Jackson-Jordan Compares Ashley Darby To A Messy Teenager

CELEBITCHYThe Fyre Festival turned out to be an epic, rich-millennial disaster/scam

JEZEBELThe EPA Removed Climate Change Data From Its Website Just Ahead of Massive Climate Marches

THE BLEMISHBella Hadid Sorry That You Wasted Your Money on the Fyre Festival