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Danielle Staub black and white glamor shot

LINKS! Danielle Staub Is Back, Senator Warren Persisted, Fat Beyonce…

REALITY TEA Get Ready–Danielle Staub Finally Returns To Real Housewives of New Jersey!

CELEBITCHY Senator Elizabeth Warren Was Formally Rebuked By The Senate For Speaking

THE BLEMISH Beyonce Too Fat To Perform At Full Speed, Opts For Slo-Mo At The Grammys

THE SUPERFICIAL Melissa McCarthy Really Ruined Sean Spencer’s Whole Life

VERY SMART BROTHAS 10 Reasons Atlanta Falcons Fans Should Rest Easy After That Horrible Collapse In The Super Bowl

JEZEBEL Would You Go To A Revamped Playboy Club?

DLISTED Captain America and Jenny Slate Have Broken Up

LINKS Gigi Hadid Squintgate, Blac Chyna cozies up to non Rob, Lena Dunham’s Trump diet…

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THE BLEMISHGigi Hadid Squints, Asians are Not Amused

DLISTEDBlac Chyna Was Seen “Cozying Up” To Someone Who Wasn’t Rob Kardashian

REALITY TEAJoe Giudice Has A New Job At The Prison Gym

CELEBITCHYLena Dunham lost weight because she can’t eat while Trump is president

JEZEBELDr. Luke Claims Kesha Owes Him a Whopping $1.3M in Royalties

UPROXXThe Lego-Inspired Burger Joint You’ve Always Dreamed Of Is Finally Here

LINKS Pregnant Beyoncé still doing Coachella, Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer, CBB finale recap…

Pregnant Beyonce photo

DLISTEDA Pregnant Beyonce Will Still Headline Coachella (And She’s Bringing Guest Performers)

REALITY TEACelebrity Big Brother Finale Recap! See Who Won!

CELEBITCHYNBC accused of ‘whitewashing’ for replacing Tamron Hall with Megyn Kelly

JEZEBELMelissa McCarthy As Sean Spicer Is The Best Thing On SNL In Years

THE BLEMISHSomeone Stole Tom Brady’s Game Jersey

UPROXXRoger Goodell Was Booed Mercilessly When He Handed The Patriots The Super Bowl Trophy

LINKS! Porn Star Super Bowl Bet, RIP Frederick Douglass, Puppy Bowl Spoilers…

Porn star Super Bowl bet

THE BLEMISH These Porn Stars Will Suck You Off If New England Wins The Super Bowl

CELEBITCHY Donald Trump and Sean Spicer Seem To Think That Frederick Douglass Is Still Alive

JEZEBEL We Went To The Puppy Bowl And Brought Back Pictures Of Very Good Doggies And Cats

REALITY TEA Kandi Burruss Didn’t Believe That Porsha Williams’ Doctor’s Note Was Legitimate

VERY SMART BROTHAS I’ve Spent All Morning Trying To Find The Lie In LeBron’s Charles Barkley Clapback

THE SUPERFICIAL Johnny Depp Pisses Away $2 Mil A Month, Says Ex-Manager

DLISTED Chris Brown Admits He’s A Stalker

UPROXX These Times Demand A Diverse Pick For Doctor Who

Phaedra Parks Kandi Burruss pickle pic

LINKS Kandi won’t yield to Phaedra, LiLo is back on the IG, Amal baby watch…

REALITY TEAKandi Burruss Has No Plans To Back Down To Phaedra Parks’ Shade

DLISTEDLindsay Lohan Is Back On Instagram

CELEBITCHYAmal Clooney arrives at LAX with George & a suspiciously baggy sweater

JEZEBELBy Age Six, Girls No Longer Believe They’re As Smart As Boys

THE BLEMISHMissy Elliott Drops Surprise Video in the Dead of Night!

UPROXXWatch The Stranger Things Cast Freak Out After They Upset Game of Thrones At The SAG Awards

LINKS Tom Brady’s HUGE coat, Trump Cakegate, Black-ish spin-off…

Tom Brady's huge coat

UPROXXTom Brady’s Hilarious Gigantic Coat Got Roasted By The Entire Internet

DLISTEDDonald Trump’s Inauguration Cake Was Copied From Obama’s On Purpose

REALITY TEABelow Deck’s Ben Robinson And Emily Warburton-Adams Launch Online Cooking Show

CELEBITCHYEmperor Baby Fists’ inaugural crowd was the opposite of bigly & he’s so mad

JEZEBELBlack-Ish Might Be Doing a College Spin-Off With Yara Shahidi

THE BLEMISHMadonna Under Secret Service Investigation for Talking About “Blowing Up the White House”

LINKS! Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Cure, Kim Kardashian’s Cursed Butt, Grizzly Bears Hate Books…

Gwyneth Paltrow attends Frederique Constant Horological Smartwatch launch

DLISTED – A Gynecologist Doesn’t Want You Using Gwyneth Paltrow’s $66 Coochie Eggs

THE BLEMISH – Chelsea Handler Thinks Trump Is Kim Kardashian’s Butt’s Fault

CELEBITCHY Emperor Baby Fists Allegedly Wrote His Own Inauguration Address, #bigly #SAD

VOX – How To Keep Bears Out Of Schools, Explained For Trump’s Education Secretary

VERY SMART BROTHAS – Is There Any Circumstance Where It’s Cool For A Black Person To Entertain President Trump?

JEZEBEL – Maybe Amal Clooney Really Is Pregnant With Twins

REALITY TEA Kristen Doute Harassed Lala Kent This Past Weekend? Plus Lala Explains The Non-Disclosure Agreement!

THE SUPERFICIAL  Coco In A Bikini, Anyone?

LINKS Porsha and NeNe friendship update, Ringling Brothers Circus closes, Trump’s weekly SNL gripe…

NeNe Leakes and Porsha Williams together

REALITY TEAAre Porsha Williams And NeNe Leakes Still Friends?

DLISTEDRingling Bros. Circus Is Closing After 146 Years

CELEBITCHYRobin Thicke called the cops on Paula in the middle of their custody dispute

JEZEBELApparently our new President will hold a weekly SNL b!tch session

THE BLEMISHI Guess We Won’t See Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson After All

UPROXXThe Internet Had A Great Time Roasting The Cowboys After Their Loss To The Packers