Morning Starbuzz

Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina 2

LINKS! Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Cure, Kim Kardashian’s Cursed Butt, Grizzly Bears Hate Books…

DLISTED – A Gynecologist Doesn’t Want You Using Gwyneth Paltrow’s $66 Coochie Eggs

THE BLEMISH – Chelsea Handler Thinks Trump Is Kim Kardashian’s Butt’s Fault

CELEBITCHY Emperor Baby Fists Allegedly Wrote His Own Inauguration Address, #bigly #SAD

VOX – How To Keep Bears Out Of Schools, Explained For Trump’s Education Secretary

VERY SMART BROTHAS – Is There Any Circumstance Where It’s Cool For A Black Person To Entertain President Trump?

JEZEBEL – Maybe Amal Clooney Really Is Pregnant With Twins

REALITY TEA Kristen Doute Harassed Lala Kent This Past Weekend? Plus Lala Explains The Non-Disclosure Agreement!

THE SUPERFICIAL  Coco In A Bikini, Anyone?

LINKS Porsha and NeNe friendship update, Ringling Brothers Circus closes, Trump’s weekly SNL gripe…

NeNe Leakes and Porsha Williams together

REALITY TEAAre Porsha Williams And NeNe Leakes Still Friends?

DLISTEDRingling Bros. Circus Is Closing After 146 Years

CELEBITCHYRobin Thicke called the cops on Paula in the middle of their custody dispute

JEZEBELApparently our new President will hold a weekly SNL b!tch session

THE BLEMISHI Guess We Won’t See Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson After All

UPROXXThe Internet Had A Great Time Roasting The Cowboys After Their Loss To The Packers

LINKS! Megyn Kelly’s Butt, Joe Jonas Nearly Nude, Trump’s Golden Disaster…

Megyn Kelly's Butt

THE SUPERFICIAL Megyn Kelly’s Butt Is Making Me Think Bad Thoughts

DLISTED Joe Jonas In His Underwear For Guess

THE BLEMISH Now That The Internet Thinks Donald Trump Hired Russians Hookers To Piss On Him It’s All Over

JEZEBEL A Rundown Of Donald Trump’s Incredibly Messy First Press Conference As President-Elect

VERY SMART BROTHAS How The F*ck Do We Stop Trump From Being Normalized When Literally Everything He Says And Does Is Absurd?

CELEBITCHY Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons Got Engaged Over The Weekend

REALITY TEA Kenya Moore Opens Up About Difficult Relationship With Matt Jordan, Reveals He’s Getting Help

LINKS All the Golden Globes winners, Deadpool kisses Spider-Man, funniest GG tweets…

Atlanta Donald Glover Golden Globes

JEZEBELHere Are Your 2017 Golden Globe Winners

DLISTEDNext Year, Meryl Streep Will Win A Golden Globe (And An Oscar) For This Speech

REALITY TEAMatt Jordan Sends Threatening Texts To Kenya Moore; Cynthia Bailey Not Invited To Peter’s Club Opening?

CELEBITCHYPrince Harry & Meghan spent a week in Norway, to see the Northern Lights

THE BLEMISHRyan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield Make Out at the Golden Globes

UPROXXThe Funniest Tweets Of The 2017 Golden Globes

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LINKS Mariah Carey’s trainwreck NYE performance, Serena Williams engaged, horror movie trailer for 2016…

DLISTEDMariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve performance was a train wreck — and I loved every messy and magnificent second of it

REALITY TEALuann de Lesseps Continues To Defend Marrying Tom D’Agostino Jr

CELEBITCHYSerena Williams is now engaged to Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian

JEZEBELThirty-nine Dead in Istanbul Nightclub Shooting That Turkish Authorities Are Calling a ‘Terrorist Attack’

THE BLEMISHIf 2016 Was a Horror Movie, This Would Be Its Trailer

UPROXXA Mystery Prankster Changed The Hollywood Sign To Reflect Marijuana’s Legal Status In California

LINKS! RIP Debbie Reynolds, George Michael’s Death, Tiny & T.I. Divorce…

Debbie Reynolds—The Auction Finale

DLISTED One Day After Her Daughter Died, Hollywood Legend Debbie Reynolds Has Also Died

THE BLEMISH George Michael’s Death Is Even Sadder Than You Thought

REALITY TEA Report: Tiny Harris Files For Divorce From T.I.

JEZEBEL Burke Ramsey, Jon Benet’s Brother, Files $750 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against CBS

CELEBITCHY Kylie Jenner Looks Like Kardashian 2.0 From The Front And The Back Now

THE SUPERFICIAL Jennifer Lopez and Drake Want You To Know They Made The Sex

VERY SMART BROTHAS You Were Probably Going To Go See Hidden Figures Anyway, But Go See Hidden Figures

LINKS R.I.P. Zsa Zsa, Doctor Strange Whitewashgate, reindeer boobs are the new thing…

Zsa Zsa Gabor glamor

DLISTEDThe World Just Got A Lot Less Glamorous

REALITY TEABest of Reality Stars’ Social Snaps This Week: NeNe Leakes, Sophie Stanbury, Farrah Abraham, & More

CELEBITCHYTilda Swinton & Margaret Cho are beefing about Doctor Strange’s whitewashing

JEZEBELMerry Chrissstmasssss! Woman Finds Venomous Snake in Christmas Tree

THE BLEMISHReindeer Boobs Are The Hot New Christmas Trend

UPROXXA Massive Tree Fell On A Wedding Party, Killing One Person And Injuring Several Other Guests

LINKS Kylie as XTBTina, 50 Cent is a snub grump, UN gives Wonder Woman the boot…

Kylie Jenner Christina Aguilera birthday XTina costume

THE BLEMISHKylie Jenner Went to Christina Aguilera’s Birthday Party as Old School Xtina

DLISTED50 Cent Threatens To Quit Power Over Its Lack Of Golden Globe Nomination

REALITY TEAPhaedra Parks “Happy” To Be “Violated” By Shemar Moore; Says Kandi And Mama Joyce Are Obsessed With Her

CELEBITCHYEmmy Rossum demands pay equity in order to return to Shameless

JEZEBELShameless star William H. Macy on Emmy Rossum’s Equal Pay: “It’s About F***ing Time, Don’t You Think?”

UPROXX The United Nations Dropped Wonder Woman As An Honorary Ambassador After An Uproar