Morning Starbuzz

Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live 2016

LINKS Trump mad at SNL, Sheree misses NeNe, black Santa probz…

DLISTEDOur President-Elect Is Mad At SNL Again

REALITY TEASheree Whitfield Denies Engagement To Tyrone Gilliams And Wishes NeNe Leakes Was Still On Real Housewives of Atlanta

CELEBITCHYAmy Schumer in final talks to play Barbie in an actual movie about Barbie

JEZEBELPaper Forced to Close Comments On Mall Of America’s First Black Santa Thanks to Racism

THE BLEMISHThe One Finger Selfie Challenge Is a Challenge I Can Get Behind

UPROXXCam Newton Really Got Benched For The First Drive Of A Game Because He Didn’t Wear A Tie

LINKS Fan-made Gilmore Girls credits, Mariah on salmon & capers diet, Amanda Seyfried pregnant…

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UPROXXThese Fan Updated Gilmore Girls Credits Will Give You The Warm Fuzzies

DLISTEDMariah Carey Is On A Salmon And Capers Diet

REALITY TEAJacqueline Laurita’s Daughter Ashlee Holmes Is Launching A Bridal Business & Beauty Blog

CELEBITCHYDonald Trump is considering Sarah Palin for Secretary of Veterans Affairs

JEZEBELWould You Pay For a Custom Wedding Hashtag?

THE BLEMISHAre Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Engaged?

LINKS! Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts, Bradley Cooper’s Fully Functional Penis, Kanye Inspires Confusion…

12th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball

DLISTED Apparently, Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper made a baby

VERY SMART BROTHAS I Don’t Know How I’m Supposed To Feel About Kanye

JEZEBEL Ace Hardware Stores Near Standing Rock Are Not Selling Supplies To Dakota Pipeline Protestors

THE BLEMISH Trump Hates Unflattering Pictures, Internet Makes Them A Million Times Worse

THE SUPERFICIAL Katy Perry Has Giant Charitable Breasts, Let’s Look At Them

CELEBITCHY Amanda Seyfried Is Pregnant With Her First Child, With Fiance Thomas Sadoski

REALITY TEA Ladies of London Recap: London Friends Are Falling Down

LINKS Rust Cohle: UT designated driver, hello Taylor Swift TV network, Lala Kent keeps talkin’…

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UPROXXMatthew McConaughey Surprised University Of Texas Students With A Safe Ride Home On Campus

DLISTEDThe World Is Getting A One Direction/Girls Aloud Baby

REALITY TEALala Kent Accuses Castmates Of Trying To Sabotage Her Outside Of Show; Says Jax Taylor Is Cheating On Brittany!

CELEBITCHYSurprise, Johnny Depp hasn’t paid out on Amber Heard’s divorce settlement

JEZEBELWho Will Save Vanderpump Rules from Katie Maloney?

THE BLEMISHTaylor Swift Is Getting Her Own TV Channel

LINKS Madison and Frankenkyle back on, Steven Seagal VP of Russia, concentration camp themed ice skating routine…

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DLISTEDEvan Peters And Emma Roberts Are Engaged Again

REALITY TEACelebrate Sonja Morgan’s Birthday With Some Of Her Best Quotes

CELEBITCHYQueen Elizabeth spent £1.4 million on food & liquor in one year

JEZEBELBaby Ejected 25 Feet From Car Rescued From Storm Drain With Barely a Scratch

THE BLEMISHSteven Seagal Is One Step Away From Being Russian Vice President

UPROXXThis Concentration-Camp Ice Dance From Russia Is A Real Head-Scratcher

LINKS! Chrissy Teigen’s Vagina, Orlando Bloom’s Dick, Jill Stein’s Recount…

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CELEBITCHY Chrissy Teigen Sorry To Anyone Harmed By Her ‘Hoo-Haw,’ Thanks Laser Clinic

THE BLEMISH We Only Knew Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Were Dating Because We Saw His Dick

JEZEBEL Jesus Electoral Christ, Jill Stein Actually Raised Over $2 Million To Fund A Vote Recount

VERY SMART BROTHAS Trump’s Proving That Those Who Called Clinton The Lesser Of Two Evils Didn’t Know What Evil Looked Like

DLISTED People Magazine Claims Kanye West Wasn’t Checked Into The Hospital Against His Will

REALITY TEA Cynthia Bailey Is Surprised Peter Reached Out To Malorie (And Wonders About His Motives)

LINKS Shannen Doherty in Heathers reboot, Dennis Rodman charged in hit & run, Obama on The Boss…

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JEZEBELShannen Doherty Joins Heathers TV Reboot

DLISTEDDennis Rodman Charged In Hit & Run

REALITY TEATinsley Mortimer Parties With Ramona Singer – Is She Joining Real Housewives Of New York?

CELEBITCHYAnna Faris & Chris Pratt’s adopted Chihuahua found abandoned, underweight

THE BLEMISHMos Def Is Finally Allowed To Leave South Africa After Using Fake Passport

UPROXXBarack Obama Explains Bruce Springsteen’s Legacy More Eloquently Than Anyone Ever Has

LINKS Drake’s Taylor Swift dance, Kanye goes after Beyoncé, 2 Walking Dead characters still MIA…

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JEZEBELToday in Failures: Drake Dances to Taylor Swift in Apple Music Commercial

DLISTEDLindsay Lohan Has An Opinion About Ariana Grande’s Makeup

REALITY TEABelow Deck’s Kate Chastain Talks Sexual Tension With Ben Robinson, On-Board Drama, And Season 4 Regrets

CELEBITCHYKanye West went after Beyonce & Jay-Z in an epic Saint Pablo tour rant

THE BLEMISHAxl Rose Actually Said Something Reasonable About the Whole Trump Hamilton Thing

UPROXXThere Are Two The Walking Dead Characters Who Still Remain Unaccounted For This Season