“What’s not to like about being a millionaire? I’m a superstar, I have my own jewelry line and I just love being the boss. I never lose at anything and almost every pageant I enter, I win. But what I love more than anything is shoes. I have over 60 pairs.”

If you’ve ever watched TLC’s Toddler’s & Tiaras, you’ve surely heard of Eden Wood. As a matter of fact, you’ve probably heard of her even if you haven’t seen the show. Well, Eden’s former manager Heather Ryan has written a tell-all book exposing all the behind-the-scenes antics of both Eden and her mother Mickie Wood — and she’s using Eden’s former publicist to launch it.

Backlash over some of the more controversial Toddlers & Tiaras costumes just got personal!

It’s official! In a statement released earlier today TLC announced the Go-Go-Juice-guzzling star of Toddlers and Tiaras Alana Thompson is getting her own spin-off reality series titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. “When she’s not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout.” Wait, what? “A dolla make me holla eat roadkill” I guess. Keep reading for all the details, including a Honey Boo Boo animated gif bonanza!

This week, in yet another eyebrow-raising episode of TLC’s headline-grabbing pageant-themed reality show Toddlers and Tiaras, we catch up with two-year-old SamiJo and her mom Tricia O’Neill. But things have changed since their first appearance on the show – Tricia is now divorced from her turtle farming ex, gotten breast implants so she could also compete in pageants, has spent over an estimated $100,000 on SamiJo’s pageants, and has taken to doing pretty much anything shy of stripping that requires taking clothing off for money to help pay for it all. Oh, and sometimes she brings little SamiJo along because she thinks “exposing your child to whatever you can is just a really great way to be culturally diverse.” Keep reading for photos of Tricia posing in underwear for a calendar from the episode, as well as pics of her in a bikini and sporting her Hooters attire. You can also watch the complete episode as well as SammiJo’s (ie Tricia’s) audition tape!

Former Toddlers & Tiara‘s star Eden Wood (who has her own reality show Eden’s World on Logo) vamped it up in a purple showgirl outfit while hanging out with Mob Wives Renee Graziano and Big Ang Raiola on the red carpet for the premiere of Eden’s World at The Dream Midtown Hotel. Officially the world is imploding in on itself.

Logo’s NewNowNext Awards gala Friday night featured a wide array of exciting and exotic fashion statements, but none of these aspiring fashion queens had the experience or the talent to hang with Toddlers and Tiaras‘ little pageant dynamo Eden Wood, who stole the show not once, but twice in two different ornate, colorful, and appropriately divalicious gowns. Then, she stole the show again with her performance on stage during the awards ceremony! Keep reading for photos of Eden’s looks, plus a video of her surprise performance and intro by Kelly Osbourne. Oh, and there are also a couple preview clips of her new reality series Eden’s World, which premieres April 16. (Eden’s takin’ over y’all!)

We missed this when it was first reported two weeks ago, but we just saw that Perez Hilton’s children blog Perezitos says Honey Boo Boo Child (a.k.a. Alana Thomason) has her own reality spin-off. This puts a bigger spin on “dolla make me holla.”

TLC’s controversial reality series Toddlers and Tiaras seems to make headlines every week thanks to the things the young girls are asked by their mothers (and sometimes fathers) to do and wear while on stage competing in beauty pageants. Numerous talk show hosts and media outlets have tried to make the moms understand why people get so upset when a three-year-old girl dresses as Julia Roberts’ prostitute character from Pretty Woman, almost always to no avail.

On Friday the Silver Fox himself, Anderson Cooper, will try once again – but he’ll be taking a fresh approach. His crew is making over four of the moms in replicas of their daughters’ pageant dresses! Keep reading for the preview photos and videos!

Susanna Barrett, mom of five-year-old Isabella of Toddlers & Tiaras fame, has filed a $30 million defamation lawsuit against three top websites; TMZ, The Huffington Post, and The Daily Mail.

E Online obtained the court documents filed in the Manhattan Supreme Court claiming the three sites made “brazen attempts to sexualize” the young girl.