All hail Lou Diamond Phillips, the 2009 winner of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and the indisputable c-list King of the Jungle! There's not much to say about Lou Diamond's victory - it was kind of anti-climactic really.

I found a source for full-length episodes of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! So, I will be adding them to this post as soon as they are available, which is usually right at 24 hours after the

Heidi Pratt was recently released from a hospital in Costa Rica stemming from what we're told is a gastric ulcer. She was in the country with her husband (and The Hills co-star) Spencer Pratt filming the reality show I'm A

****UPDATE 6/19/09**** I found a way to provide full episodes for online viewing! That, combined with the fact that this post is getting ridiculously long, was cause for a brand new I'm A Celebrity post! Click here for a

I still don't think I fully understand the concept of this show, but thanks to the fame-mongering Hillsian couple known as "Speidi," I don't have to understand. Heidi Montag (Pratt) and husband Spencer Pratt made good on their numerous threats/promises

I suppose I'm obligated to talk about this ridiculous "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!" show that premieres Monday night on NBC. (After all, the definition of ridiculous is "causing or worthy of ridicule.") Bleh. It's not as much