One of my favorite Starcasm graphics of all time was the Farrah Abrahamburglar created for our post about Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Twitter account being hacked. Little did I realize I would be able to reuse it in an even more appropriate setting! Earlier today Burger King’s Twitter account was apparently hacked and the account’s graphics and name were all switched over to McDonald’s. The first sign something was amiss was the tweet, “We just got sold to McDonalds! Look for McDonalds in a hood near you @DFNCTSC” The account has since been suspened, but keep reading for all the Mctweetegery, including the announcement of a new Bath Salt burger!

Can you guess which Twilight star recently unveiled a massive brand new tattoo of a Heinz ketchup bottle on his/her leg? Could it be that blogs will need to start referring to Robert as R-Patsup from now on?!? Keep reading to find out who it is, see a photo, and watch a video clip of the unveiling on The Wendy Williams Show!

Occasionally we here at starcasm like to update our readers on the whereabouts of former Real Housewives of New Jersey “prostitution w***” Danielle Staub not only because some fans may be interested to see how she extends her 15 minutes of fame (we’ve already had a sex tape and brief music career), but also as a public service to those who feel safer just knowing where she is. For those of you in the Las Vegas area you may want to lock your doors and secure your dining room tables to the floor because the jersey drama mama was in Sin City Friday night to host a pre-party for her new reality series Famous Food scheduled to premiere on VH1 July 10. Keep reading for the photos and little more info on the show’s other infamous cast members!

In what could very well be the most amazing confluence of fame mongers and C-list reality stars this side of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew, Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka, Ashley Dupre, DJ Paul Kom and Juicy J will be teaming up for a new competition reality series to air on VH1. See photos of the C-List six-pack having lunch together at Cafe Med in West Hollywood with camera crew in tow, and read brief bios of each so you can be fully prepared once this train wreck hits the air waves!