When I first read about Ashley Iocco of Big Brother 14 and her spray tan profession I thought of two things. The first was Tennille Cardinal who got to spray tan a seriously buff Mark Wahlberg and the second was that it might be the most interesting career of any house guest I can recall. Find out about Ashley’s business (literally) and see a seriously random music video featuring her as a young conservative’s girlfriend.

Something tells me that rocker Jenn Arroyo isn’t going to have a hard time expressing herself or her opinions in the Big Brother 14 house. The 37-year-old from Brooklyn is a seasoned musical veteran having been the bassist in Canadian alternative metal group Kittie as well as the New York City band Suicide City. Check out Jenn rocking hard with both of the bands including a gig at CBGB as well as bio info and some great candid photos.

CBS has released the cast information for Season 14 of Big Brother. We’re gonna be doing some sleuthing today and run some profiles by for you of the latest hamsters looking to take home the BB bank. We already had an early reveal with former Playmate of the Year Kara Monaco. Next up is another easy on the eyes lady in the form of JoJo Spatafora, a 26-year-old bartender from Staten Island. Get her bio info as well as some modeling photos for the gal who says that, “Everything happens for a reason… it’s a cliché, but true.”

Big Brother is just a week away and while the official announcement of the cast is supposed to come tomorrow CBS released a teaser 4th of July clip and one of the new house guests was, shall we say, immediately identifiable. Reality producers know a little eye candy never hurts and you can always bank on former Playboy models. Well… BB 14 went straight for the wow factor by casting 2006 Playmate of the Year, Kara Monaco! Check out some serious hot but SFW pics of Kara (with one click linkage for the full-monty-Monaco).

WARNING This is a post about a former Playmate of the Year so it does contain photos of a sexy, scantily clad lady!

It’s official, the emotional roller coaster that is Rachel Reilly won Big Brother 13 last night in a tight 4-3 final jury vote. She’s tweeted her joy, along with a photo with her “bookie” Brendon Villegas of course, and sat down with The Talk to discuss her half-a-million dollar victory.

So we’re down to the final three for season 13 of Big Brother. I feel somewhat vindicated because in my pre-season pool that I do with some fellow BB addicts I went out on an emotionally unstable limb and picked Rachel to win it all and I’m still liking my chances. We’re left with the vet and two floaters in the form of Adam and Porsche. Tonight it will all be determined and I want your input on who you think deserves to take home the half-a-million dollar grand prize.

As a fan of Big Brother I’m a “technotronics” Jeff man myself and was disappointed when he got sent packing after a power move by Shelly Moore in a surprising double eviction ceremony. Other fans of the show are more than disappointed apparently as it’s being reported that Shelly’s family, including her 8-year-old daughter have received multiple death threats in the wake of Jeff’s eviction. Read on for more about this disturbing news and Big Brother’s response to this turn of events.

Handsomefied Lawon Exum will go down in Big Brother history as having made the worst move ever by electing to have himself evicted because of some “superpowers” he thought he would receive from a twist in the game. Instead of superpowers he got his backside handed to him by Brendon, and now we all have to live with the bookie force of Brenchel once again. See Lawon try his best to explain to host Julie Chen what the f he was thinking, after Julie chokes him for a hot minute.

Brenchel are anticipating a sad exodus for Brendon “Bookie” Villegas and as a last gasp show of solidarity the two had a trashy wedding ceremony in the Big Brother house. The engaged couple wore trash bags for clothes and house guests played important roles such as Lawon the preacher, Shelly the coordinator and you’ll never guess who the best man was. Get yourself a Glad bag and Hefty dose of reality love right here before tonight’s eviction ceremony.

I love Big Brother. I love bikinis. I love wardrobe malfunctions. I love Porsche Briggs. This means I should REALLY LOVE Porsche Briggs from Big Brother 13 in a bikini suffering a wardrobe malfunction (or at least the closest to one you’ll ever see). Turns out I certainly do and so will you!