Tennis pro Venus Williams might have had a tough go around this year at the Australian Open but her model-boyfriend reminded everyone that she’s still #winning… Speedo style! Let’s enjoy a little beefcake for brunch with Mr. Elio Pis shall we?

It’s been brought to my attention that we’ve been severely lacking in our Speedo Bliss and cute animal posts so I figured I’d knock both of those demands out with the help of Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte. JEAH! Take a gander at some serious posing from Ryan and then caption the photo from the perspective of his Doberman Carter.

In celebration of his 43rd birthday Wyclef Jean shared a pic of himself oiled up, mounted on a Ducati rocking Speedos. No. I’m serious. Check it out if you dare!

Every 4 years the world gathers together in a spirit of harmony to embrace the open theatre of competition and athleticism that is the Olympic Summer Games. What they also do is remind us that some of the most sculpted and otherwise stunning looking men on the planet participate in these events. Case in point is 18-year-old English diver Tom Daley. For 99% of the human population Speedos are a HORRIBLE idea. Tom is the 1% folks!

It’s been said that real men wear pink. Well if that’s the case than the male model in this post is the realest dude to ever walk the face of the earth catwalk. Check out Versace’s pink manties, manny pack, murse, toeless boots number unleashed during Milan Men’s Fashion Week.

You’re going to have to read on to catch David Beckham in a moment of unforgettable Speedo action as he relaxed on the beaches of Malibu!

I’m headed into unknown territory with this one so hang with me readers as I venture into Starcasm’s first edition of Speedo Bliss as we highlight the fine charity work of Jeffrey Fashion Cares and the super fine men they have rocking the runway for them. Bikini Bliss Shmakeeny Bliss, these beefcakes are sculpted and ready!