Julianne Moore arrived at Wednesday night’s Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony looking absolutely gorgeous as usual from head to… ankle? The Golden Globe Award winning actress was wearing a gorgeous strapless Dior dress with a black top and a tailed lilac bottom with sparkling Chopard jewels. But, despite all the eye candy above, my eyes were drawn to the piggy prison break going on down below as Julianne’s littlest piggies attempted to cry “Wee wee wee!” all the way home.

The 2013 Costume Institute Gala gave celebrities license to unleash with their fashion thanks to the exhibit “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” on display at The Metropolitan Museum of Art for the event. Though some in attendance kept their looks a little conservative, others took full advantage of the opportunity including pop punk fashionista Madonna, who looked like a pinuptastic dominatrix executive in her risque Givenchy look!

Fresh off their monstrously duckcessful Season 3 finale Wednesday night, Duck Dynasty‘s Willie Robertson and wife Korie Robertson celebrated with a trip to the nation’s capital where they participated in the 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner. Though some may assume the bushy bearded, outdoor loving Willie might be a duck out of water at the formal affair, in my mind it made perfect sense that the Duck Commander would pay a visit to the lame duck Commander in Chief. OK, OK, enough wisequacking… Keep reading for all the pics and tweets!

Here’s a problem we’ve all faced before: what do you wear to your first big red carpet event after just being named People magazine’s most beautiful woman in the world? For Gwyneth Paltrow, the answer was to wear something that showed off her sexy side. Both of them.

Snooki brings her towering hair back at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, but instead of her famous “poof” she opts for an all-over garglamtuan style courtesy of stylist Traci Barrett! Keep reading for lots of photos of the ‘do, as well as the rest of Snooki’s fabulous look!

Willie Robertson stated once on an episode of Duck Dynasty that a school reunion was a great way to show off how smoking hot his wife is. Well, the same can be said for the Academy of Country Music Awards as Willie and little brother Jep were accompanied by their lovely better-halves, Korie and Jessica Robertson. See HI-RES photos of the duck queens, an after-show interview as well as a candid pic of the girls with a famous singing friend. As a bonus, find out which famous attendee was too starstruck to approach the Robertsons.

I just finished writing about Selena Gomez’s beautiful frilly girly-girl look on the purple carpet at the 2013 Kids’ Choice Awards, and I’m afraid that jumping straight to Kristen Stewart’s look may have damaged the aesthetic transmission in my brain! Though both chose to wear a shirt and shorts combo, that’s where the similarities ended as Kristen was anything but frilly or girly-girl in her blue and black checkered ensemble from designer Osman Yousefzada combined with black Louboutin heels. Plus, see a photo of Kristen after getting slimed while receiving one of her two KCAs!

2013 Golden Globe Awards presenter Jennifer Lopez looked amazing in a white lace and nude Zuhair Murad gown that divinely accentuated her assets.

Michael Jackson’s family has been in a bit of disarray over the last few months with custody battles and even a heated security tape altercation, but the children united with Aunt La Toya Jackson for a good cause Thursday night… to promote Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink? Actually, it appears that La Toya and older siblings Paris Jackson and Prince Jackson were the one doing the promoting while 10-year-old Blanket Jackson looked as though he’d much prefer to be somewhere else. Keep reading for the photos and a few awkward video clips from the red carpet in which La Toya, Prince, and Paris explain why they were there.

Mad Men actress January Jones was almost unrecognizable as she pinned back her trademark blonde locks and went with dramatically dark, goth-glam eye makeup. She completed the intimidating look in an aggressive black Zac Posen dress with matching black Cartier clutch and Christian Louboutin high heels. Keep reading for the photos and a makeup tutorial from the woman who created the look for January!