Last night the Baltimore Ravens dismantled the New England Patriots in the 2nd half of the AFC Championship game and afterwords, one of the P-Men’s wives fired off on retiring linebacker Ray Lewis in retaliation. Anna Burns Welker, the wife of fantasy league points-per-reception living legend wide receiver Wes Welker, took to her Facebook page and let Ray Lewis have an earful. She also happens to be a former Miss Hooters International, so as we catch up on her trash talk I’ll include some random bikini pics, because, well…. ‘MERICA!

There she is, Miss America
There she is, your ideal
With so many beauties she took the town by storm
With her all-American face and form…

Introducing your 2013 Miss America Mallory Hagan! The 23-year-old former Miss New York beat out 52 other beautiful ladies from around the nation to take home the top honors and a $50,000 scholarship in last night’s competition held at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last night. See photos of Mallory’s crowning as well as her participating in the swimwear, talent, and evening wear portions of the competition. Plus, read her answer to a tough question about the issue of gun control!

I know one of the first things I do after I get caught up in a fight at da club is hit the beach and look fabulous as paparazzi snaps photos. Okay, I don’t do that but Sofia Vergara and fiance Nick Loeb do! Check out perhaps Colombia’s finest export as she stuns in a black one-piece swimsuit.

Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is bringing in 2013 with her daughter Sophia in Orlando, Florida. Mom and daughter spent New Year’s Eve at Disney World, where they enjoyed the amazing fireworks show. Yesterday the two young ladies enjoyed taking a dip in the swimming pool at their hotel, and Farrah was kind enough to pose for bikini photos with fans. Plus, Farrah Abraham takes to Sulia (which is looking to be my favorite guilty pleasure of 2013!) to address recent reports that she wants to look like Kim Kardashian.

The usually coy-while-pregnant Jessica Simpson has been anything but the last week or so! Just three days after tweeting a racy, revealing bikini and cover-up photo on Thursday (included as well), Jessica took to Twitter once again, this time baring her baby bump while wearing a colorful bikini in a cell phone self portrait (or as we like to call it, a “cellph portrait”). The proud mom-to-be wrote confidently, “Bumpin’ and Proud!”

Jennifer Aniston soaked up the sun in pink bikini on Christmas Eve in Cabo San Lucas with fiance Justin Theroux, who showed off his abs and back tattoo. She also put all those constant baby rumors to rest, because she’s definitely sporting a flat tummy

Nature abhors a vacuum and apparently so does Miss USA. Because 2012 Miss USA Olivia Culpo won the Miss Universe pageant last night, that means she is no longer Miss USA — that title goes to the first runner-up, Miss Maryland Nana Meriwether! Keep reading to see photos of your new 2012 Miss USA and check out her rather impressive resume.

Miss USA Olivia Culpo beat out 88 other pageant queens to become Miss Universe last night at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, Nevada. Twenty-year-old Olivia is the first Miss USA to win the Miss Universe pageant since 1997. Keep reading for lots of photos of the cosmos’s most beautiful woman as well as a video clip of her crowning achievement!

“Hello internet reader, what would you like to order today?”

“How about bikini photos of Hayden Panettiere with a joke on the side?”

“No problem,” says Esquire magazine.

Def Jam pioneer Russell Simmons is a guru figure for the 2+ million people who follow Uncle Rush on Twitter. He constantly bestows his own wisdom and those of others as he promotes a lifestyle of giving and compassion. The man worth hundreds of million of dollars also enjoys chillaxin’ with some seriously fine foreign models apparently. Check out candid pics of Simmons and girlfriend Hana Nitsche on the beach in Miami.