// Tila Tequila, who is now a lesbian and has sworn off all men and bisexual women, got naked crazy early this morning for a Ustream rant about tampons, how she is an angel sent to deploy her "army", and

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[caption id="attachment_14780" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="Tila Tequila disputes claims that she was drunk when attacked by Shawne Merriman"][/caption] Tila Tequila has responded to the Shawne Merriman assault incident in her natural tongue - social media. Here are her tweets since returning home

[caption id="attachment_14780" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman has been arrested for assaulting Tila Tequila"][/caption] The Queen of all social media Tila Tequila called the police on her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, who was arrested earlier this