After a devastating and comprehensive report from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency accusing Lance Armstrong of spearheading, “the most sophisticated, professionalized and successful doping program that sport has ever seen,” sponsor Nike has dropped the cyclist from their contract. Read the company’s statement and let us know what you think of the decision considering they still endorse Michael Vick and Tiger Woods.
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Philadelphia Eagles receiver DeSean Jackson used possibly the most ill advised metaphor in sports history last night when describing his team’s motivation following a pregame scuffle. The Eagles are now led by QB Michael Vick who pleaded guilty to various crimes involving pit bulls including dog fighting, torture and vicious murdering of some of the dogs. Vick probably would have slept better after his historic Monday night performance if his teammate Jackson hadn’t described his team as, “caged pit bulls.”
Video of the televised press conference featuring Michael Vick, recently signed by the Philadelphia Eagles to a one year contract with an option for a second year, what many consider at outrageous choice after Vick’s past involving animal cruelty. Also speaking is Vick’s new mentor, former NFL player and head coach Tony Dungy. Read more […]
Michael Vick has signed a two year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles, a shocking move considering the Eagles were one of 26 teams claiming to have no interest in the former first round draft pick. My how things change when your backup quarterback gets hurt! Eagles backup QB Kevin Kolb strained a knee ligament earlier […]
I got bamboozled! Radaronline pulled the ol’ scoop-and-switch! The site claimed to have an exclusive source in the Bills organization that said Michael Vick would be signing on with the team. So what did I do? Of course I went and put a bunch of effort into Photoshopping a blank lime green puppy purse into […]
The fourth issue of DUH! Magazine comes with a bonus holiday insert! So not only do you get the best obvious stories on the internet, but you also receive the special “Confessions” supplement which features that which you already knew straight from the horses’ mouths! But first, here are the headlines from Duh! Barack Obama […]