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		<title>VIDEO Michael Phelps Car Accident &#8211; Two Car Crash In Baltimore</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has been involved in a two-vehicle accident in downtown Baltimore. Phelps&#8217; Cadillac Escalade collided with a Honda Accord at the intersection of North Calvert Street and East Biddle Street.
There were two passengers in the Escalade, including Phelps, and the other vehicle had a female driver. Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine For Miley Cyrus &amp; Michael Phelps</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of Valentine&#8217;s Day our starcasm researchers have invented a device that generates a Valentine based on the theoretical coupling of two celebrity headlines. For the inaugural test we combined the controversial photos of Michael Phelps puffing on some wacky weed and Miley Cyrus making slanted eyes. Here are the two photos in question:

We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Subway Embracing Michael Phelps And Bongwatergate?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was some concern that the recent photo featuring a bong and Michael Phelps doing the half-meter breath toke might cause him to lose a number of his endorsement deals, but after a public apology from Aqua Man it looks like Kellogg&#8217;s will be the only smoke-out fallout casualty. (The cereal giant has chosen not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Duh Magazine&#8221; Lead Story: Rosie O&#8217;Donnell&#8217;s Variety Show Tanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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The third issue of &#8220;Duh Magazine&#8221; hit virtual stands today with these stories:
&#8220;Rosie&#8217;s Variety Show Sucks! Nobody Watches&#8221; NBC&#8217;s half-baked attempt at reviving the variety show failed when Rosie Live drew fewer viewers than the previous week&#8217;s episode of the new and disapproved Knight Rider series. NBC was supposedly putting feelers out to see if [...]]]></description>
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