Just like her Olympian beau, Michael Phelps, Sarah Herndon is pretty comfortable in a swimsuit — but skin isn’t the only thing the 22-year-old waitress is revealing.

In addition to his record 22 Olympic medals, swimmer Michael Phelps can also add something else to his impressive trophy case – a trophy girlfriend! The 27-year-old Aquaman was photographed celebrating his 2012 Olympics run with a beautiful 25-year-old blonde model named Megan Rossee. Keep reading to find out all about the woman Michael Phelps is (insert breaststroke joke here) including photos and background info!

Has American Olympic swimmer extraordinaire Michael Phelps defected down under? That appears to be the case in this photo featuring the long-limbed real-life Aquaman sporting a pair of Australian swimming trunks at the World Swimming Championships in China!

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has been involved in a two-vehicle accident in downtown Baltimore. Phelps’ Cadillac Escalade collided with a Honda Accord at the intersection of North Calvert Street and East Biddle Street. There were two passengers in the Escalade, including Phelps, and the other vehicle had a female driver. Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says [...]

In honor of Valentine’s Day our starcasm researchers have invented a device that generates a Valentine based on the theoretical coupling of two celebrity headlines. For the inaugural test we combined the controversial photos of Michael Phelps puffing on some wacky weed and Miley Cyrus making slanted eyes. Here are the two photos in question: [...]

There was some concern that the recent photo featuring a bong and Michael Phelps doing the half-meter breath toke might cause him to lose a number of his endorsement deals, but after a public apology from Aqua Man it looks like Kellogg’s will be the only smoke-out fallout casualty. (The cereal giant has chosen not [...]

The third issue of “Duh Magazine” hit virtual stands today with these stories: “Rosie’s Variety Show Sucks! Nobody Watches” NBC’s half-baked attempt at reviving the variety show failed when Rosie Live drew fewer viewers than the previous week’s episode of the new and disapproved Knight Rider series. NBC was supposedly putting feelers out to see [...]