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		<title>Read the racy, kinky, violent Tiger Woods sexting texts to Joslyn James, a.k.a. Veronica Siwik-Daniels</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/39467</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Here are the full racy, often violent sexting test messages a very randy Tiger Woods sent to one of his mistresess Veronica Siwik-Daniels, who goes by the porn name Joslyn James. 
As she has mentioned before to the press tells her things like &#8220;You please me like no other has or ever will.&#8221;
But now that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO South Park&#8217;s EA Sports &#8216;Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011&#8242; Mortal Kombat mash up!</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/39454</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So much for "politically correct!" The season Premiere of <em>South Park</em> last night featured the boys playing EA Sports' "Tiger Woods PGA Tour '11" for Xbox. WARNING: Contains a lot of crudely animated domestic violence, minor cursing and a whole lot of hilarity!]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods&#8217; porn star mistress Joslyn James to release sexting messages via sextingjoslynjames.com</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/39408</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Joslyn James, one of Tiger&#8217;s mistresses who&#8217;s still out for blood, will be posting text messages from Tiger and other items that will &#8220;tell the truth about Tiger at 11:00 A.M. today, according to TMZ, on her website sextingjoslynjames.com.  
In early February, James and lawyer Gloria Allred went after a company selling Tail of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods will return to play the 2010 Masters</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/39093</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read Tiger's full, unedited statement issued March 16 announcing he will return to golf by playing in the 2010 Masters tournament in Augusta, Georgia!]]></description>
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		<title>Jake Pavelka&#8217;s ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas and&#8230; Tiger Woods?</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/38949</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jake Pavelka]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tanya Douglas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Bachelor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While waiting for the Bachelor Jake Pavelka's ex-girlfriend Tanya Douglas to reveal proof that the two were still dating during and after the taping of the show, I thought I might toss out a little incendiary tidbit of information that links Tanya to Tiger Woods. Yes, you read that right.]]></description>
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		<title>2010 March Madness Bracket (printable)</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/38931</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's your Water Cooler 101 textbook for Monday morning in the form of the NCAA Basketball Tournament 2010 March Madness Bracket! The tournament doesn't get rolling until the ridiculous "play-in" game March 16 and then the rest of the tournament kicks in on Thursday, March 18 - so that gives all of you at least three days to collect those filled-out brackets and dollar bills for your office pool! ]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Things You May Hear if Tiger Woods Returns to Play at The Masters</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/38712</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to the AP, Tiger Woods will make his return at The Masters.  If this is the case, we're in for a media circus unlike anything witnessed before in televised sports history! For a small glimpse of what that circus might be like, read our top ten list of things you may hear during the broadcast!]]></description>
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		<title>NBA News: Dorell Wright of the Miami Heat arrested for DUI</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/38490</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miami Police arrested Miami Heat forward Dorell Wright for driving under the influence as well as driving on a suspended license after cops witnessed the 24-year old driving his 2005 Bentley erratically at about 3:37 AM. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, cops were talking with Wright when they noticed "red and watery eyes, odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath, and low and slurred speech." Wright wasn't able to provide current proof of insurance and police also discovered he was driving on a suspended license. 

Find out the details and see Dorell's mug shot!]]></description>
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		<title>Roethlisberger&#8217;s alleged sexual assault victim drops of out Georgia State College and University</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/38415</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ben Roethlisberger]]></category>
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The 20-year-old lady who is accusing Ben Roethlisberger of sexually assaulting her in a night club called Central City in Milledgeville, GA, has dropped out of Georgia College and State University and headed to her home in a suburb of Atlanta.
Reportedly Roethlisberger will be asked for a DNA sample from Milledgeville police, which suggests the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS Apolo Ohno disqualified in 500m short track final</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/37138</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vying for his record-setting eighth Olympic medal, American short track skater Apolo Anton Ohno crossed the finish line in the finals of the men's 500m short track in second place, but he was later disqualified after officials ruled he interfered with Canadian skater François-Louis Tremblay on the final lap.

See tons of pictures from that fateful last lap and find out if Ohno was able to get his eighth medal later in the evening in the 5,000-meter relay.]]></description>
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