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		<title>PHOTO Rare sighting of Alex Rodriguez the centaur</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s not just egotistical portraits over his bed, Alex Rodriguez actually IS a centaur! Starcasm.net investigators have uncovered this rare photo of the New York Yankees third baseman in his equine form! The photo seems to be from earlier this year when A-Rod was still dating Madonna.
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		<title>A-Rod Is Dating The Real Housewives Of New York City&#8217;s Bethenny Frankel</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York Yankees&#8217; all-star third baseman Alex Rodriguez must have enjoyed having his personal life in the spotlight during his brief fling with the Queen of Pop Madonna, because he is now moving on to the celebrity relationship big leagues by dating the Real Housewives of New York City&#8217;s most eligible bachelorette Bethenny Frankel.
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		<title>Demotivational Poster Inspired By Alex Rodriguez</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Madonna And A-Rod Heli-Hook Up At Jerry Seinfeld&#8217;s</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Sun reports that the Material Girl and the New York Yankee All-Star third baseman took separate helicopter rides up to the Hamptons where they were whisked away to Jerry Seinfeld&#8217;s 12-acre estate for a Madondezvous. The Hamptons source reports the couple were there &#8220;for a discreet party for a few hours.&#8221; Click here for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-Rod And Madonna Soon To Be Living Evita Loca?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madonna and current husband Guy Ritchie are reportedly getting closer to a divorce settlement as rumors swirl about the singer&#8217;s involvement with Yankees third baseman, and recent divorcee, Alex Rodriguez. As is often the case with divorces, allegations are starting to come out, including Madonna&#8217;s claim that Ritchie&#8217;s verbal abusiveness made her feel &#8220;worthless, unattractive, [...]]]></description>
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