As a student at New York University, Olivia took a few sexuality classes and thought she had a good understanding on what fetishes involve. Then she answered a vague Craigslist ad seeking “Girls with Pretty Feet” and found herself swept into the strange world of “foot prostitution.” “I’m only young and living in New York […]
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Officials at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport intercepted a package that contained 18 severed human heads back before Christmas. The package made some headlines considering the fact that, oh I don’t know, it was stuffed full of freaking severed human heads!!! All of this fuss about the heady baggage apparently irritated Department of Homeland Security spokesman Brian Bell, who gave some seriously good and seriously “not impressed” quote. See what Bell had to say as presented to us by “not impressed” meme-legend Grumpy Cat.
Have you ever been bored and searched Facebook for someone with the same name? I have and actually friended the guy and it always makes me laugh whenever I see his status pop up on my feed. Back in 2008 a Florida woman did just that and discovered a Texas man with the same name and contacted him about the peculiar coincidence. This sparked a romance that has now sadly ended in divorce. Find out why having the same name wasn’t enough to keep the Kelly Hildebrandts together.
Have you ever been so hungry that unwrapping your burger would just be entirely too time consuming? Well, you’re in luck. A fast food chain in Brazil called Bob’s has just created edible wrappers which will shed precious seconds off the time it takes customers to get their burgers off their trays and into their mouths.
Sometimes we all need reminders of what a sweet old big beautiful world this can be. Today’s memorandum comes in the form of one precious little week-old hedgehog taking a nap. Take a deep breath, relax and enjoy the peacful glee that is the following 42 seconds. As a bonus I added an older clip from the same YouTube user of another little guy getting a belly rub and yawning. You’re welcome.
Just when you were sure that there would never, ever be a work out device more sexually suggestive than the infamous Shake Weight along comes ACE POWER!!!!!!!! In the following video that just goes on and on and on like my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend with the long hair and tan (Think Tim Robbins’ character from High Fidelity), you are introduced to a horse riding simulation exercise device called ACE POWER!!!!!!!!! Yes. I have to write that in all caps followed by a bunch of exclamation points. After seeing the clip you’ll understand.
KVUE meteorologist Albert Ramon went and spoke to a local school about the weather. One of the kids in attendance, who has only been identified as Flint, was so impressed by Ramon’s presentation that he wrote him the most incredulous thank you letter of all time including but not limited to, “You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn.” See the letter and drawing in question and be ready to smile from ear to ear!
When you scour the underbelly of these here interwebs for a living it’s hard to find a story that makes ya’ LROFL. Well this is one of those, and part of the greatness is the fact I can sum it up in one run-on sentence. It involves pregnant women, a gunshot victim, a hospital and “wounds consistent with an edged weapon.”
If you’re of a certain age (raising hand slowly) then you may have a memory of what your reaction was when you first discovered ( WARNING: Decades old spoiler!!!) that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker’s father. In an already goin’ viral clip a dad with some Jedi like Star Wars foresight recorded his 4-year-old boy Faris watching this very scene and his reaction is priceless. Check it out!