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LINKS! Andy Samberg’s secret baby, Katherine Heigl highly visible, Dick Church leaks…

DLISTED Andy Samberg and his wife had a baby a little while ago and no one knew it (He? She? Glorious uncertainty!) was coming

REALITY TEA Jason Hopper refused a plea deal in the Bethenny Frankel stalking case

CELEBITCHY The theme of the 2018 Met Gala sounds kind of lame

JEZEBEL Twice a day, the President of the United States is presented with a dossier of positive press clippings and flattering photos of himself

THE BLEMISH The best part about the for-real Dick Church? It’s located in the town of Dixon

VOX Fox is doing a live musical version of A Christmas Story, it will star Maya Rudolph, and now it needs to feature a duet between her and the leg lamp

CELEBSLAM Katherine Heigl is increasing her visibility

THE SUPERFICIAL Here’s a Tereza Jelinkova bikini photo gallery

UPROXX Jeff Bridges is to Iron Man as Billy Dee Williams is to Tim Burton’s Batman

LINKS! Rihanna Crop Over pics, Chloe Ayling kidnapping, Usher’s Herpes Club…

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DLISTED Here’s a list of everything NBC is thinking about or actively remaking, including such long-forgotten classics as 30 Rock, The West Wing, and ER

REALITY TEA GG from Shahs of Sunset didn’t really get divorced because she really wants babies

CELEBITCHY Three more people, including one man, are suing Usher because they say he gave them herpes

JEZEBEL These photos of Rihanna at Barbados’ Crop Over Festival are…popular

THE BLEMISH Here’s a lengthy and lucid explanation of the increasingly batsh!t story of British model Chloe Ayling, who was kidnapped by sex traffickers intending to sell her on the Dark Web

VOX This story marks the first time that anyone has ever said “Senator Orrin Hatch” and “shot his wad” in the same sentence

VERY SMART BROTHAS As someone who also works from home, also has a tiny child, and pulls his headphones off of one ear every few minutes to make sure that everyone in the home is still alive, I can heartily concur that the whole thing is that bullsh!t

THE SUPERFICIAL This probably isn’t the first time someone has said “Robert Pattinson” and “jerked off a dog” in the same sentence

UPROXX Professional bartenders reveal the smoothest pickup lines they’ve ever heard

LINKS Sharknado 5 cameo list, Pratt spat, Caitlyn Jenner’s MAGAgate…

Sharknado 5 Abby Lee Miller

UPROXXYou Can Expect These Celebrities In Sharknado 5 And Its Parade Of Very Silly Cameos

DLISTEDStephanie Pratt Appears To Be Furious With Her Brother Spencer

REALITY TEAPHOTOS Dorinda Medley And John Mahdessian Vacation In The Bahamas

CELEBITCHYCaitlyn Jenner wore a “Make America Great Again” Trump hat but she claims she didn’t mean to, sort of

JEZEBELBritish Model Released By Kidnapper Because Motherhood Made Her “Unfit” for Sex Slavery

THE BLEMISHAmber Heard Back to Being Poor, Elon Musk Breaks Up With Her Because He “Heard Things”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPChris Harrison Says We’ll Get to See Controversial Bachelor in Paradise Footage Featuring DeMarion Jackson & Corinne Olympios

Jordan Cashmyer goes missing after escort reports, mother asks for help


16 and Pregnant star Jordan Cashmyer has reportedly gone missing after reports surfaced last week that she was working as an escort on multiple escort websites and was arrested two times in the past month for cocaine and heroin possession. Jordan’s mother Kari has been posting on Facebook requesting that anyone who knows Jordan’s whereabouts to please contact her.

UPDATE – Jordan has reportedly been found in Virginia!

Casey Batchelor beach yoga

LINKS! Angelina under fire, Dukes of Hazzard butt violation, Casey Batchelor beach yoga pics…

DLISTED Here’s another Lena Dunham story where the details might not add up

REALITY TEA Shannon Beador denied that she has Stockholm Syndrome, which is exactly what you would expect someone suffering from Stockholm Syndrome to do

JEZEBEL Vanity Fair released the transcript of the Angelina Jolie interview and it supports all the horrible things the article alleged about her audition process

CELEBITCHY Martin from The Simpsons got together with Pete Campbell’s hairline from Mad Men Season 6, and they named their child Stephen Miller

THE BLEMISH Luke Duke got arrested for fingering a woman’s butt without permission (also cocaine possession)

VOX “This has never been the word of Trump against what [James Comey] has had to say. This is more like the Federal Bureau of Investigation versus Donald Trump.”

VERY SMART BROTHAS This take on day parties manages to be funny and heartwarming *and* inspiring all at once and now I want to have one immediately

THE SUPERFICIAL Here’s Casey Batchelor doing yoga on the beach

UPROXX It’s August: have a “Top Songs of Summer” playlist to disagree with

LINKS Happy BDay Danielle Staub, Afflookus sighting at booze shop, NBAyoncé…


REALITY TEAPHOTOS Danielle Staub Celebrates Her Birthday With RHONJ Castmates

DLISTEDAuntie Maxine Waters’ Reclaimed Remix Hosts an Open Post

CELEBITCHYBen Affleck & Lindsay Shookus are in Maine, were spotted twice at liquor store

JEZEBELKanye West Is Suing His Insurance Company for $10 Million Over Canceled Tour

THE BLEMISHHow Does Beyonce, Houston Rockets Owner, Sound?

UPROXX13 Reasons Why Officially Led To A Spike In Suicide Searches

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTwo Month Marriage! 16 and Pregnant Star Autumn Crittendon Announces She’s Already Getting Divorced