Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce McDonald's

LINKS Szechuan sauce is coming, Being Nathan recap, more Kim Zolciak babies…

UPROXXMcDonald’s Is “Opening Any Portal Necessary” To Bring Szechuan To Every Rick And Morty Fan Who Wants It

DLISTEDShannen Doherty Isn’t Feeling The Charmed Reboot

REALITY TEAKim Zolciak Thinks She’s The Biggest Pot Stirrer On RHOA; She & Kroy Biermann Are Open To More Kids

CELEBITCHYEmma Stone signs lucrative contract with Louis Vuitton: great gig or terrible idea?

JEZEBELIt Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone That Lisa Bloom Is Representing Harvey Weinstein

THE BLEMISHGeorgia Teacher Asks Middle School Students To Create a “Nazi Mascot,” It Goes About As Well As You’d Expect

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTeen Mom 2 “Being Nathan” Special Recap: Body-Building & Back-Shaving

LINKS Prison Bae is single, Real Housewives Awards, Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment expose…

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DLISTEDPrison Bae Has Filed For Divorce From His Wife

REALITY TEABravo’s Fourth Annual Real Housewives Awards Winners Are Revealed! Melissa Gorga Discusses RHONJ Premiere

CELEBITCHYGabrielle Union discusses fertility: “I have had eight or nine miscarriages”

JEZEBELNew York Times Report Details Decades of Alleged Sexual Harassment by Hollywood Giant Harvey Weinstein

THE BLEMISHJack Daniels Flag Mistaken for ISIS Flag by Man’s Neighbors

UPROXXThe NRA Calls For Federal Review Of The ‘Bump Stocks’ Used By Las Vegas Shooter Stephen Paddock

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPCounting On Stars Joe Duggar & Kendra Caldwell Dish On Their Honeymoon in Greece

VIDEO Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling’s ‘This Morning’ interview is scotch-marinated bananas

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Blade Runner 2049 is a movie about a dystopian hellscape. Press tours, for high-profile actors, are often a dystopian hellscape. So 2049 co-stars Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling were already treading on unsteady ground when they set out to promote their new movie together: an endless barrage of banal questions, Ford’s legendary crankiness, the already […]

Karissa Shannon sex tape

LINKS! Karissa Shannon sex tape, Melania Trump lookalike, Bob’s Burgers movie!…

DLISTEDMark Salling from Glee pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography

REALITY TEAWhat does Kim Zolciak say is the secret to her successful marriage? Why, loads of hot sex, of course

CELEBITCHYKim Cattrall claims she never wanted to do a third Sex and the City movie anyway

JEZEBELHere’s a 42-year-old Texas woman who’s spent more than $60,000 on eight plastic surgeries intended to make her look like Melania Trump

THE BLEMISHThere’s going to be a Bob’s Burgers movie in 2020! (Maybe Fox can promote the show between now and then?)

VOXActually, what Rex Tillerson said was not that Donald Trump is a “moron,” but that he’s a “f*cking moron,” but it’s no big deal because he never considered quitting in the first place

VERY SMART BROTHASFeel really old, or discover it for the first time: Janet Jackson’s The Velvet Rope is 20

THE SUPERFICIALPlaymate Karissa Shannon’s sex tape with Hugh Hefner has been leaked to Vivid Video

UPROXXRage Against The Machine and Radiohead are in the running to enter the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame next year; here’s the full list of candidates

LINKS! Justin Bieber homeless, Santa Claus dead, Kate Winslet’s Papyrus plot…

Justin Bieber homeless

DLISTEDKate Winslet is going to be in the Avatar sequels, presumably so she can sneak in late at night and change the poster font

REALITY TEA“Tamra Judge Thinks Diko and Peggy Sulahian Have It Out For Shannon Beador”

CELEBITCHYShonda Rhimes interviewed Michelle Obama and it did not disappoint

JEZEBELArchaeologists think they may have found Santa Claus’ tomb, so he at least used to be real

THE BLEMISHWould you rent your house to Justin Bieber for $100,000 per month? Because that’s not enough money for literally anyone in Beverly Hills

VOXLooks like America will need a new Secretary of State pretty soon; is Bill O’Reilly busy?

VERY SMART BROTHASWe don’t know that Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock was mentally ill but people keep assuming it anyway

THE SUPERFICIALSpeaking of Bill O’Reilly, here he is calling the Las Vegas massacre “the price of freedom”

UPROXXBlack-ish teamed up with The Roots for a Hamilton-inspired season premiere; what did you think of it?

LINKS! Las Vegas shooting journalism fail, Oprah for President?, SlutWalk photo gallery…

Las Vegas shooting journalism fail

DLISTEDGood Morning Britain combined a Mariah Carey Christmas interview with chyrons covering the Las Vegas shooting, in what has to be the new photo accompanying the “bad look” definition in the journalism dictionary

REALITY TEARHOC’s Meghan Edmonds’ stepdaughter was at the Jason Aldean concert when the Las Vegas shooting broke out

CELEBITCHYOprah might be weighing a presidential run

JEZEBELThe Fyre Festival founder pleaded not guilty to everything

THE BLEMISHKristen Stewart is maybe going to be in the Charlie’s Angels remake; do we need a Charlie’s Angels remake?

VOXThe head of the EPA has a secret phone booth in his office and a security detail to rival Beyonce and Jay-Z’s because reasons

VERY SMART BROTHAS“I’m Scared to Death I Won’t Be Able to Protect My 2-Year-Old Daughter From Her Own Country”

THE SUPERFICIALAmber Rose held her third-annual SlutWalk over this weekend; have some pictures

UPROXXTerrorists continue to target live music venues, meaning fans of live music have to resist the urge to stay home