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		<title>VIDEO Drunk forklift driver destroys $150,000 worth of the dog that bit him</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/22335</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re told that we&#8217;re not supposed to bite the hand that feeds us but does the same adage apply to the hand that supplies us with &#8220;the good stuff?&#8221; There&#8217;s one forklift driver in Moscow, Russia who learned the answer to that question the hard way:

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why couldn&#8217;t this footage have come from a Zima [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS 2010 Yoga Dogs calendar with&#8230;dogs doing yoga!</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/21087</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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Texas couple Dan and Alejandra Borris teamed up to create the immensely popular 2009 calendar featuring canines doing yoga poses and now they are back with a fresh batch of pooch posturing for their 2010 Yoga Dogs wall calendar! Check out Tiny the chihuahua doing the Kukkutasan (Rooster Pose) or Duke the golden retriever finding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS &#8216;Bubble Woman&#8217; breast sculpture and toilet waterfall by China artist Shu Young</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/20941</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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We get toys with lead paint, General Tso&#8217;s chicken and really cool Olympic opening ceremonies. China gets traffic, Baywatch and modern art. No matter how you match it up that is win/win/win for the ol&#8217; US of A!
Here are some photos of Wal-Mart&#8217;s latest factory that will manufacture their exclusive new line of Dolly Parton [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For &#8216;Princess&#8217; Brides &#8211; Disney wedding rings and Disney wedding dresses!</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/20772</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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For those girls who&#8217;ve always wanted a fairy tale wedding, fashion designer Kirstie Kelly has designed a line of wedding rings inspired by the Walt Disney princesses. The rings, which include the matching wedding bands, are in addition to Kelly&#8217;s line of Disney-inspired wedding gowns and honor the animated heroines Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO &#8211; Watch a seagull steal the show from news anchor Peter Hitchener in Melbourne, Australia</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/20745</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter Hitchener, a Melbourne news anchor, was on his game asking for information about a 27-year-old gangland murder when a giant seagull stole his thunder by strutting across the screen like he owned it.

Maybe Mr. Hitchener should have been reporting on the man-sized seagull stalking the area instead of an almost 30-year-old cold case! Watch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO Motorola Droid Does commercial dissing iPhone premieres</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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The Motorola Droid is a much-anticipated challenger to iPhone dominance and Verizon launched their first &#8220;attack ad&#8221; tonight, pointing out all the most common complaints about the Apple iPhone: no flash, no tactile keyboard, no replaceable battery, no widget support and others.  Apple&#8217;s marketing strategy for the iPhone has always been simplicity at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS Guiness Book of World Records has new &#8216;Tallest Lego Tower&#8217; in Munich</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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It seemed like only yesterday when Legomaniacs in Japan built a Lego tower measuring 29.7 in height and earning a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the tallest Lego tower ever. But, that record was beaten by Legovergnügen-inspired Germans who managed a tower measuring 29.97 meters tall this weekend in Munich! (Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Comic Book Titles to Launder Drug Money With</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Police in Denver seized comic books worth at least $500,000 while arresting two brothers suspected of running a multi-million-dollar methamphetamine distribution ring.
The Colorado Attorney General John Struthers says, &#8220;It was their intent to launder money, and their choice was collector comic books.&#8221;
Don Quick, the district attorney for Adams County revealed some of the collectible titles [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS James May&#8217;s actual-size Lego house pictures!</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/13574</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some of the first photos of the actual size Lego house being built by James May for his BBC series &#8220;James May&#8217;s Toy Stories.&#8221; Construction is well under way on the Denbies Wine Estate in Dorking, UK. That&#8217;s right &#8211; &#8220;Dorking &#8211; could there be a more appropriate home for Shangri-Lego?
Once the two-story [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Former &#8220;Half-Ton Man&#8221; Patrick Deuel is almost immobile again</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Patrick Deuel, former Half-ton man is almost immobile again


Patrick Deuel, known as the &#8220;Half-Ton Man&#8221; who lost more than half his weight after a life-saving gastric by-pass surgery in 2005, is almost immobile again. He cites depression from being away from his wife as the main cause of his recent weight gain.
Gastric Bypass



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