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		<title>New scientific study: Chicxulub Crater asteroid caused dinosaur extinction</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/37973</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren O</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new study conducted by scientists from Japan, Canada, The United States, Europe, and Canada have decided that the only plausible explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs some 65 million years ago was the collision of a 9 mile wide asteroid with Earth.  Read all about the Chicxulub Crater study and sleep better finally knowing what <em>actually</em> killed off our large reptilian friends.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO Boise State Cowbell Girl</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/30170</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 2010 Fiesta Bowl was the first ever non-championship BCS Bowl Game to feature two undefeated teams - The 12-0 TCU (Texas Christian University) Horned Frogs and the 13-0 Boise State Broncos, and though it was a great game that turned on a beautiful Boise State fake punt in the fourth quarter, all everyone is talking about the morning after is the seemingly sad Boise State Cowbell Girl featured in the televised coverage of the Boise State's band performance at halftime:]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS Figure skater Tai Babilonia skates and sorta strips for PETA</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/25260</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former Olympic figure skater Tai Babilonia did her best to melt the ice at Rockefeller Center by emulating nekkidness in a nude suit and toting an anti-fur PETA sign as she gracefully glided around the rink, and in an attempt to warm folks up to her anti-animal cruelty way of thinking, Tai issued this statement in a press release:

<em>Just because it's cold outside doesn't mean we should be cold inside. There are many more warm things to wear nowadays than fur.</em>]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS Construction continues on the Hoover Dam Mike O&#8217;Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/25085</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to see these stunning images from the ongoing Hoover Dam Bypass construction. Now known as the Mike O'Callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge, it spans the Colorado River 1,600 feet downstream from the Hoover Dam and will connect the states of Nevada and Arizona via U.S. Route 93. The final cost of the bridge will be an estimated $240 million and it's on course to be completed in August 2010 and open for traffic in November 2010.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO Drunk forklift driver destroys $150,000 worth of the dog that bit him</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/22335</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re told that we&#8217;re not supposed to bite the hand that feeds us but does the same adage apply to the hand that supplies us with &#8220;the good stuff?&#8221; There&#8217;s one forklift driver in Moscow, Russia who learned the answer to that question the hard way:

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why couldn&#8217;t this footage have come from a Zima [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS 2010 Yoga Dogs calendar with&#8230;dogs doing yoga!</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/21087</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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Texas couple Dan and Alejandra Borris teamed up to create the immensely popular 2009 calendar featuring canines doing yoga poses and now they are back with a fresh batch of pooch posturing for their 2010 Yoga Dogs wall calendar! Check out Tiny the chihuahua doing the Kukkutasan (Rooster Pose) or Duke the golden retriever finding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS &#8216;Bubble Woman&#8217; breast sculpture and toilet waterfall by China artist Shu Young</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/20941</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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We get toys with lead paint, General Tso&#8217;s chicken and really cool Olympic opening ceremonies. China gets traffic, Baywatch and modern art. No matter how you match it up that is win/win/win for the ol&#8217; US of A!
Here are some photos of Wal-Mart&#8217;s latest factory that will manufacture their exclusive new line of Dolly Parton [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For &#8216;Princess&#8217; Brides &#8211; Disney wedding rings and Disney wedding dresses!</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/20772</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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For those girls who&#8217;ve always wanted a fairy tale wedding, fashion designer Kirstie Kelly has designed a line of wedding rings inspired by the Walt Disney princesses. The rings, which include the matching wedding bands, are in addition to Kelly&#8217;s line of Disney-inspired wedding gowns and honor the animated heroines Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO &#8211; Watch a seagull steal the show from news anchor Peter Hitchener in Melbourne, Australia</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/20745</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter Hitchener, a Melbourne news anchor, was on his game asking for information about a 27-year-old gangland murder when a giant seagull stole his thunder by strutting across the screen like he owned it.

Maybe Mr. Hitchener should have been reporting on the man-sized seagull stalking the area instead of an almost 30-year-old cold case! Watch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO Motorola Droid Does commercial dissing iPhone premieres</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/20019</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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The Motorola Droid is a much-anticipated challenger to iPhone dominance and Verizon launched their first &#8220;attack ad&#8221; tonight, pointing out all the most common complaints about the Apple iPhone: no flash, no tactile keyboard, no replaceable battery, no widget support and others.  Apple&#8217;s marketing strategy for the iPhone has always been simplicity at the [...]]]></description>
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