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SNL Kellywise It Pennywise the Clown parody

LINKS Kellywise the Clown, 90 Day Fiance recap, Rose McGowangry…

DLISTEDOpen Post: Hosted By SNL‘s Kate McKinnon As “Kellywise”

REALITY TEA90 Day Fiance Recap: Parental Approval

CELEBITCHYBob Weinstein: My brother is without remorse, his behavior was “sick & depraved”

JEZEBELA Running List of the Women Who Have Accused Harvey Weinstein of Sexual Harassment and Assault

THE BLEMISHRose McGowan Is On a Warpath and Only Twitter Terms of Service Can Stop Her

UPROXXColin Kaepernick Has Filed A Grievance Against The NFL’s Owners For Collusion

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPRetro Game Show Fans Rejoice: Supermarket Sweep is Coming Back

90 DAY FIANCE David Toborowsky political scandal, prior reality show & more background info

90 Day Fiance David Toborowsky Fantasy Thailand reality show

The new season of 90 Day Fiance kicked off last week with one of the couples featured on the premiere episode being 48-year-old David Toborowsky from Louisville, Kentucky and his 24-year-old fiancée Annie from Thailand. David’s backstory is quite compelling as he essentially turned his life around by relocating to Thailand after divorcing, suffering a stroke, and going broke less than five years ago. But, I did some research into David’s past, and his amazing “rebirth” story only scratches the surface.

LINKS! NeNe’s rape wish apology, Nelly rape allegations, Last Jedi trailer…

NeNe's rape wish apology

DLISTEDMaybe the new Blade Runner wouldn’t have flopped if it was just Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling sipping scotch and joking with a British interviewer for two hours

REALITY TEANeNe apologized for wishing rape upon a fan at her show last weekend, so that’s probably the last we’ll hear of that, right?

CELEBITCHYAlso in the “What The Hell Were They Thinking” category, Dove apologized for the ad where their soap turns a dirty black women into a magical clean white one

JEZEBELThis video of an erudite German cosplayer explaining how people walked differently in Medieval Europe is the most soothing thing you’ll see all day

THE BLEMISHIn further rape-based news, Nelly allegedly raped someone who wouldn’t get in his ride

VOXHere’s the first full trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, which hits theaters in just two short months

VERY SMART BROTHASESPN suspended Jemele Hill for unclear, dumb reasons two weeks after they refrained from suspending her for a much more politically obvious (if also dumb) reason

THE SUPERFICIALSpeaking of punishable behavior, here’s the video of the Miami Dolphins’ offensive line coach snorting what sure looks like an illegal white powder of some sort

UPROXXWine country, the only part of California not touched by wildfire this year, is now on fire

LINKS Szechuan sauce is coming, Being Nathan recap, more Kim Zolciak babies…

Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce McDonald's

UPROXXMcDonald’s Is “Opening Any Portal Necessary” To Bring Szechuan To Every Rick And Morty Fan Who Wants It

DLISTEDShannen Doherty Isn’t Feeling The Charmed Reboot

REALITY TEAKim Zolciak Thinks She’s The Biggest Pot Stirrer On RHOA; She & Kroy Biermann Are Open To More Kids

CELEBITCHYEmma Stone signs lucrative contract with Louis Vuitton: great gig or terrible idea?

JEZEBELIt Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone That Lisa Bloom Is Representing Harvey Weinstein

THE BLEMISHGeorgia Teacher Asks Middle School Students To Create a “Nazi Mascot,” It Goes About As Well As You’d Expect

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTeen Mom 2 “Being Nathan” Special Recap: Body-Building & Back-Shaving

LINKS Prison Bae is single, Real Housewives Awards, Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment expose…

Prison Bae Jeremy Meeks hot mugshot guy

DLISTEDPrison Bae Has Filed For Divorce From His Wife

REALITY TEABravo’s Fourth Annual Real Housewives Awards Winners Are Revealed! Melissa Gorga Discusses RHONJ Premiere

CELEBITCHYGabrielle Union discusses fertility: “I have had eight or nine miscarriages”

JEZEBELNew York Times Report Details Decades of Alleged Sexual Harassment by Hollywood Giant Harvey Weinstein

THE BLEMISHJack Daniels Flag Mistaken for ISIS Flag by Man’s Neighbors

UPROXXThe NRA Calls For Federal Review Of The ‘Bump Stocks’ Used By Las Vegas Shooter Stephen Paddock

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPCounting On Stars Joe Duggar & Kendra Caldwell Dish On Their Honeymoon in Greece

LINKS! Karissa Shannon sex tape, Melania Trump lookalike, Bob’s Burgers movie!…

Karissa Shannon sex tape

DLISTEDMark Salling from Glee pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography

REALITY TEAWhat does Kim Zolciak say is the secret to her successful marriage? Why, loads of hot sex, of course

CELEBITCHYKim Cattrall claims she never wanted to do a third Sex and the City movie anyway

JEZEBELHere’s a 42-year-old Texas woman who’s spent more than $60,000 on eight plastic surgeries intended to make her look like Melania Trump

THE BLEMISHThere’s going to be a Bob’s Burgers movie in 2020! (Maybe Fox can promote the show between now and then?)

VOXActually, what Rex Tillerson said was not that Donald Trump is a “moron,” but that he’s a “f*cking moron,” but it’s no big deal because he never considered quitting in the first place

VERY SMART BROTHASFeel really old, or discover it for the first time: Janet Jackson’s The Velvet Rope is 20

THE SUPERFICIALPlaymate Karissa Shannon’s sex tape with Hugh Hefner has been leaked to Vivid Video

UPROXXRage Against The Machine and Radiohead are in the running to enter the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame next year; here’s the full list of candidates

LINKS! Justin Bieber homeless, Santa Claus dead, Kate Winslet’s Papyrus plot…

Justin Bieber homeless

DLISTEDKate Winslet is going to be in the Avatar sequels, presumably so she can sneak in late at night and change the poster font

REALITY TEA“Tamra Judge Thinks Diko and Peggy Sulahian Have It Out For Shannon Beador”

CELEBITCHYShonda Rhimes interviewed Michelle Obama and it did not disappoint

JEZEBELArchaeologists think they may have found Santa Claus’ tomb, so he at least used to be real

THE BLEMISHWould you rent your house to Justin Bieber for $100,000 per month? Because that’s not enough money for literally anyone in Beverly Hills

VOXLooks like America will need a new Secretary of State pretty soon; is Bill O’Reilly busy?

VERY SMART BROTHASWe don’t know that Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock was mentally ill but people keep assuming it anyway

THE SUPERFICIALSpeaking of Bill O’Reilly, here he is calling the Las Vegas massacre “the price of freedom”

UPROXXBlack-ish teamed up with The Roots for a Hamilton-inspired season premiere; what did you think of it?