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Tom Brady's huge coat

LINKS Tom Brady’s HUGE coat, Trump Cakegate, Black-ish spin-off…

UPROXXTom Brady’s Hilarious Gigantic Coat Got Roasted By The Entire Internet

DLISTEDDonald Trump’s Inauguration Cake Was Copied From Obama’s On Purpose

REALITY TEABelow Deck’s Ben Robinson And Emily Warburton-Adams Launch Online Cooking Show

CELEBITCHYEmperor Baby Fists’ inaugural crowd was the opposite of bigly & he’s so mad

JEZEBELBlack-Ish Might Be Doing a College Spin-Off With Yara Shahidi

THE BLEMISHMadonna Under Secret Service Investigation for Talking About “Blowing Up the White House”

New MTV reality series Stranded With A Million Dollars preview trailer, cast photos

MTV Stranded With A Million Dollars

MTV is getting in on the popular survivalist-based reality series genre with its newest offering that documents 10 young and attractive (this is MTV after all) people who are stranded on an island alone for 40 days. Drone cameras roll as the adventurers try to survive with just the clothes on their backs — oh, and one million dollars in cash.

LINKS! Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Cure, Kim Kardashian’s Cursed Butt, Grizzly Bears Hate Books…

Gwyneth Paltrow attends Frederique Constant Horological Smartwatch launch

DLISTED – A Gynecologist Doesn’t Want You Using Gwyneth Paltrow’s $66 Coochie Eggs

THE BLEMISH – Chelsea Handler Thinks Trump Is Kim Kardashian’s Butt’s Fault

CELEBITCHY Emperor Baby Fists Allegedly Wrote His Own Inauguration Address, #bigly #SAD

VOX – How To Keep Bears Out Of Schools, Explained For Trump’s Education Secretary

VERY SMART BROTHAS – Is There Any Circumstance Where It’s Cool For A Black Person To Entertain President Trump?

JEZEBEL – Maybe Amal Clooney Really Is Pregnant With Twins

REALITY TEA Kristen Doute Harassed Lala Kent This Past Weekend? Plus Lala Explains The Non-Disclosure Agreement!

THE SUPERFICIAL  Coco In A Bikini, Anyone?

NeNe Leakes and Porsha Williams together

LINKS Porsha and NeNe friendship update, Ringling Brothers Circus closes, Trump’s weekly SNL gripe…

REALITY TEAAre Porsha Williams And NeNe Leakes Still Friends?

DLISTEDRingling Bros. Circus Is Closing After 146 Years

CELEBITCHYRobin Thicke called the cops on Paula in the middle of their custody dispute

JEZEBELApparently our new President will hold a weekly SNL b!tch session

THE BLEMISHI Guess We Won’t See Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson After All

UPROXXThe Internet Had A Great Time Roasting The Cowboys After Their Loss To The Packers

Tila Tequila calls Michelle Obama a ‘tranny,’ can now control birds, etc.

Reflections With Tila Tequila Michelle Obama quote

It has been a while since we checked in with Tila Tequila, so we popped over to her Facebook page this weekend where it is perfectly clear that little has changed with celebridom’s biggest inter-dimensional quantum-hopping super troll as she calls First Lady Michelle Obama a “f***ing tranny” before revealing that she has learned to control birds with her arms.

LINKS! Megyn Kelly’s Butt, Joe Jonas Nearly Nude, Trump’s Golden Disaster…

Megyn Kelly's Butt

THE SUPERFICIAL Megyn Kelly’s Butt Is Making Me Think Bad Thoughts

DLISTED Joe Jonas In His Underwear For Guess

THE BLEMISH Now That The Internet Thinks Donald Trump Hired Russians Hookers To Piss On Him It’s All Over

JEZEBEL A Rundown Of Donald Trump’s Incredibly Messy First Press Conference As President-Elect

VERY SMART BROTHAS How The F*ck Do We Stop Trump From Being Normalized When Literally Everything He Says And Does Is Absurd?

CELEBITCHY Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons Got Engaged Over The Weekend

REALITY TEA Kenya Moore Opens Up About Difficult Relationship With Matt Jordan, Reveals He’s Getting Help

LINKS All the Golden Globes winners, Deadpool kisses Spider-Man, funniest GG tweets…

Atlanta Donald Glover Golden Globes

JEZEBELHere Are Your 2017 Golden Globe Winners

DLISTEDNext Year, Meryl Streep Will Win A Golden Globe (And An Oscar) For This Speech

REALITY TEAMatt Jordan Sends Threatening Texts To Kenya Moore; Cynthia Bailey Not Invited To Peter’s Club Opening?

CELEBITCHYPrince Harry & Meghan spent a week in Norway, to see the Northern Lights

THE BLEMISHRyan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield Make Out at the Golden Globes

UPROXXThe Funniest Tweets Of The 2017 Golden Globes