Barbara Evans Jenelle's wedding

LINKS WWBD during Jenelle’s wedding, Kim ‘n’ Kylie surrogategate, Chipotle delivery…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPHow Babs Evans Spent Her Daughter Jenelle’s Big Day

DLISTEDSome Think That Kylie Jenner Is Kim Kardashian’s Surrogate

REALITY TEAPeggy Sulahian Accuses Kelly Dodd Of Stirring The Pot; Warns “She Is Messing With The Wrong Person”

CELEBITCHYSteph Curry says he won’t visit the White House, so Trump “disinvites” him

JEZEBELCome Have a Look Around Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s New $26 Million Hamptons Mansion

THE BLEMISH Unnamed Man Claims Usher Gave Him Herpes in Koreatown Spa

UPROXXAmazon Is Making Moves That Could Lead To Chipotle And Five Guys Delivery

LINKS! Jessica Simpson wasted, GOOP’s vampire repellent, Alicia Vikander gets jumpy…

Jessica Simpson celebrates her husband Eric Johnson's 38th birthday at Craig's restaurant

DLISTEDIf you’re ever on a plane with Jennifer Lawrence, get ready to be terrified beyond belief

REALITY TEA“Real Housewives Teresa Giudice, Brandi Glanville, and Ashley Darby Perform The Vagina Monologues For Charity”

CELEBITCHYJessica Simpson is way past Fun Drunk and well into “Hold my hair back” territory in these photos

JEZEBELThis video of the cast of The Good Place learning about the plot twist in the Season 1 finale is almost as fun as watching the finale itself

THE BLEMISHGwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP Vampire Repellent lists “LOVE” as its first ingredient, because of course it does

VOXThe Russia revelations keep rolling in; in the quiet words of Toby Zeigler, “Ginger, get the popcorn!”

VERY SMART BROTHAS“Moist” certainly seems to be a disliked word–but is it the worst word in the English language?

THE SUPERFICIALHere’s the first trailer for the Tomb Raider reboot; it features a great deal of Alicia Vikander jumping

UPROXXAnd here’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer talking about the new season of Broad City

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LINKS! Kevin Hart’s stripper mistress, Ben Affleck’s producer girlfriend, James Corden’s regrets…

DLISTEDRyan Phillippe’s response to his ex-girlfriend’s abuse allegations is apparently a lawsuit

REALITY TEASomeone from the Below Deck cast is getting fired this season

CELEBITCHYBen Affleck and Lindsay Shookus went to the Emmys together but kept away from the red carpet

JEZEBELAny American who’s ever listened to Ricky Gervais speak for more than five minutes could have told you how to pronounce this most British of words

THE BLEMISHThe woman in the Kevin Hart extortion clip has been identified and she might be the one extorting him

VOXHere’s a handy primer for every new network TV show debuting this fall, arranged by how watchable the shows are

CELEBSLAMAnd here’s a gallery of Rachel Cook bikini pics

THE SUPERFICIALBlac Chyna’s rap debut is coming; who is excited for this?

UPROXXJames Corden is merely the latest person to utter the sentence “I regret kissing Sean Spicer”

LINKS! Kevin Hart’s blackmailer, Shailene Woodley’s forest TV, Russia revelations…

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DLISTEDmother! was a box office dud and got a terrible Cinema Score from the people who did see it–were you one of them?

REALITY TEACary Deuber gives brainwashing claims the eye roll, agrees she’s basically divided the RHOD cast

CELEBITCHYShailene Woodley from Big Little Lies caused a bit of a stir by saying she can’t get good streaming service in her forest hollow

JEZEBELThe latest Fox News sexual harassment allegation involves a Fox analyst who says she was raped by a Fox anchor

THE BLEMISHKevin Hart pulled the rug out from under his blackmailer

VOXIf you’ve been following the Russia investigation like the high-quality trash TV it is, last night’s wiretapping revelations will get you all hot and bothered

VERY SMART BROTHASVote the Night King in 2020 (because at least before we all die we’ll get to see the final season of GoT)

THE SUPERFICIAL“Kylie Jenner Had A Fake Wedding. It Was Stupid.”

UPROXXLiam Hemsworth was almost Thor; adjust your fantasy accordingly

LINKS! Osbourne-Kardashian feud, Sex robots, Nina Garcia takes Elle…

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DLISTEDSteven Tyler looks pretty good in a white dress, does not look like a lady, definitely DGAF what anyone thinks of this

REALITY TEAHere’s Bethenny Frankel taking her BStrong organization down to Houston to help out after Harvey

CELEBITCHYAnd here’s creepy James Woods getting gloriously dragged by a tag team of Armie Hammer and Amber Tamblyn

JEZEBELElle‘s new editor-in-chief is Project Runway judge Nina Garcia

THE BLEMISHIf Buffy the Vampire Slayer taught us anything, it’s that sex robots are never to be trusted, and here’s some real-world proof of that

VOXThis is the most surprising scene from the It reboot

VERY SMART BROTHASEnjoy this consideration of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood‘s fourth season, for it is a treat

THE SUPERFICIALLike an off-the-rails crazy train, the Sharon Osbourne–Kim Kardashian feud keeps on keeping up

UPROXXThis Louis CK interview about his new film I Love You, Daddy does not mention the sexual harassment allegations; make of that what you will

LINKS! Joanna Krupa’s tiger boobs, James Franco’s p0rn habit, Fifty Shades Freed trailer…

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DLISTED Jim Carrey’s New York Fashion Week red carpet interview is either freshman year stoner revelations or brilliant performance art, take your pick

REALITY TEA Asa Soltan Rahmati is not wild about the thought of returning for another season of Shahs of Sunset

CELEBITCHY Here’s the underwhelming first trailer for Fifty Shades Freed

JEZEBEL And here’s Miss Texas overwhelming everybody with her thoughts on Trump’s response to Charlottesville

THE BLEMISH James Franco claims he doesn’t watch porn (and sounds kind of high-horsed about it, too)

VOX Here’s a neat (and pretty!) interactive graphic for tracking fall foliage

VERY SMART BROTHAS Insecure‘s season finale aired last night; let’s talk about it

THE SUPERFICIAL Joanna Krupa got naked and covered herself in tiger paint for a PETA protest

UPROXX Beyoncé went way above and beyond to help Houston recover from Hurricane Harvey