LINKS Erika Jayne Austen, Transparent is now trans parentless, Lena being Lena…

REALITY TEAErika Jayne Announces The Release Date For Her First Memoir

DLISTEDNoted Feminist Lena Dunham Publicly Disputed A Woman’s Rape Accusation

CELEBITCHYWilliam H. Macy on Harvey Weinstein: “Of course people knew. A lot of people knew”

JEZEBELJeffrey Tambor quits Transparent amid harassment claims

THE BLEMISHRon Jeremy Accused Of Sexual Assault and Generally Being Ron Jeremy

IN TOUCHCharles Manson Dead After Spending 46 Years Behind Bars

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPProject Runway All-Star Wendy Pepper Dead at Age 53: “She Was a Big Reason For the First Season’s Success.”

LINKS What do the Duggars do all day? Teen Mom 2 Twitter spat, RHOBH premiere date…

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IN TOUCHWhat Exactly Do the Duggars Do All Day? Here’s How the Family Earns Their Incomes

DLISTEDMariah Carey Canceled Christmas Tour Dates

REALITY TEAThe Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 8 Premieres December 19th – Teddi Mellencamp Confirmed As New Housewife!

CELEBITCHYDrew Barrymore on sexual assault: “I’m scrappy, nobody messed with me”

JEZEBELThe Keystone Pipeline Has Leaked 210,000 Gallons of Oil in South Dakota

THE BLEMISHGal Gadot Confirms Brett Ratner Is Out of Wonder Woman Sequel

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPTeen Mom 2 Star Briana DeJesus Gets into Nasty Twitter Spat with Kail Lowry & Vee Torres

LINKS! Cardi B on feminism, Blake Shelton at the truck stop, More women against Moore…

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DLISTEDBryan Cranston gave a gentle, thoughtful answer to the question of whether Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey and guys like them could “make a comeback,” so of course it got taken out of context. Here’s what he actually said

REALITY TEAAll the drama on Real Housewives of New Jersey is giving Margaret Josephs pains in the vagina

CELEBITCHYSomehow Cardi B managed to get hugely popular and become *more* likeable? Can we get her to run for president next?

JEZEBELCards Against Humanity’s holiday stunt for 2017 is buying the border with Mexico to prevent a wall going up

THE BLEMISHRyan Reynolds’ tweet about what it’s like to watch Bob Ross is more satisfying than the Deadpool 2 trailer featuring Deadpool dressed up like Bob Ross and painting a peaceful mountain scene

VOXA sixth woman has come forward with a story about how Alabama senate candidate Roy “Handsy” Moore sexually harassed her (and a seventh says he asked her out on a date when he was 35 and she was 17)

VERY SMART BROTHASThere could easily be another 20 meats on this list of 20 white meats that are sexier than Blake Shelton

THE SUPERFICIAL“Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man at the Truck Stop at Most”

UPROXXTransparent‘s writers are figuring out how to potentially do Season 5 of the show without Jeffrey Tambor while Amazon investigates the sexual harassment claims Tambor’s former assistant made against him

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LINKS! Tom Sizemore child abuse allegations, Phoebe Price’s turkey cleavage, Bourbon Renaissance…

DLISTEDIn 2003, Tom Sizemore was apparently kicked out of a movie after “doing something” to an 11-year-old girl on set

REALITY TEACameran Eubanks of Southern Charm gave birth to a healthy baby girl! Congrats!

CELEBITCHYAlso in 2003, former president George H. W. Bush allegedly groped a 16-year-old girl

JEZEBELIf you’re one of the many people who loved Tiffany Haddish in Girls Trip, you’re in luck, because she now has at least two new movies in the works

THE BLEMISHIn 1999, Eminem might have slept with a (consenting) 15-year-old Swedish girl

VOXThis batsh!t crazy conspiracy chart from Texas congressman Louie Gohmert–which Gohmert debuted on the floor of the House of Representatives, because of course he did–is 100% True Detective-worthy

LAINEY GOSSIPJennifer Lopez’s former manager Benny Madina is accused of raping a woman in 2008

THE SUPERFICIALPhoebe Price is doing…something, it’s not entirely clear what, with a turkey. But there’s an absurd amount of cleavage involved, so here you go

UPROXXJust in time for your year-end bout with holiday depression, here’s the story of how America’s Golden Age of Bourbon (i.e. the one in which we are living right now) came to be

REPORT MTV’s Teen Mom New Jersey cancelled before it even aired

Teen Mom New Jersey cancelled by MTV

After months of speculation, MTV confirmed back on September 1 that they planned on launching a brand new Garden State-themed addition to their hugely popular mama drama franchise with Teen Mom New Jersey. But it seems that although the young Jersey moms were able to deliver babies, they weren’t able to deliver the drama: the network has reportedly halted production on the show, with no plans to air it.

LINKS! John Travolta groping claims, Roy Moore banned from the mall, Bonkers MTV EMA outfits…

2017 G'Day Black Tie Gala at Governors Ballroom - Arrivals

DLISTEDIn both sexual harassment and “Hollywood open secret” news, now John Travolta is being accused of groping a (male) massage therapist back in 2000

REALITY TEAIf Kandi Burruss thought Xscape needed her more than she needed them, she’s now been proven wrong

CELEBITCHYCaptain America has a turtleneck fetish and Jenny Slate is happy to oblige him

JEZEBELIn power move news, Gal “Leverage” Gadot refuses to play Wonder Woman again until Brett Ratner is removed as director of the sequels

THE BLEMISHHere’s the deal with the dildos that secretly recorded couples doing sex stuff

VOXAlabama senate candidate Roy Moore was apparently such a well-known creep that he was banned from his town’s mall in the 1980s

VERY SMART BROTHASColin Kaepernick is GQ’s Citizen of the Year for 2017; Jason Whitlock is…not

THE SUPERFICIALAnd here’s all the goofy outfits people wore to the MTV Europe Music Awards last weekend

UPROXXIf you need a reminder that gratitude exists–or just want to have a good quick morning cry for no particular reason–here’s Jimmy Fallon’s tribute to his late mother Gloria on the Tonight Show