On Curb Your Enthusiasm the unforgettably offensive and brutally hilarious Larry David is given one free pass from his wife to have an affair as a gift. Well If I were Larry and fate were on my side Dana Delany would be my pass. The star of ABC’s Body of Proof showed once again why my decades long crush still endures as she buried the competition at ABC’s Summer Press Tour get together over the weekend. See great photos of the 55-year-old and read about my gushing, long-standing love affair with the beautiful and talented actress.

I look through hundreds of photos everyday of A-List, B-List, No-List celebrities and on occasion I can’t help but find myself a bit smitten. Whether it’s Kim Kardashian’s backnificent badonkadonk, Marina Lambrini Diamandis sporting an unbearably adorable cartoon hippopotamus dress, Brad Pitt’s pornographically cool custom motorcycle, or even a teeny tiny horse; I have to restrain myself from surrendering my entire day to writing bad poetry and listening to Air Supply’s “Lost In Love” on repeat.

This morning as I was virtually thumbing through red white carpet photos from last night’s MTV Video Music Awards I began to hear birds chirping as well as the distant sound of atmospheric adult contemporary music thanks to the magic and wonder of Maria Menounos.

Find out who this sexy Queen of the Red Carpet is and follow me into a downward spiral of longing with tons of photos, bio info and even wrestling and tickling videos…