Rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson was in Paris Friday bringin’ some real deal urban USA to the V.I.P. Club in France.
Sadly, the life of a celebrity blogger doesn’t allow for a lavish lifestyle that includes being able to go into places like the V.I.P. Club, so my imagination always runs wild when I try to picture what it’s like inside those doors. Now I know that it’s just like I imagined – there are gold bars embedded in the wall, hot women in black and white cat suits and obscenely well-endowed female groupies in every flavor imaginable! (There’s even strawberry if you look close enough!)
But apparently 50 Cent doesn’t share my fascination. He looks like he’s at a high school science fair. I guess that’s the epitome of cool, though. It’s like old sports announcers that complain every time a player celebrates after a score, “They act like they never scored before.” So, no touchdown dance for 50 Cent, who has obviously scored before.