French paparazzo Jean-Claude Elfassi announced on Twitter yesterday that he had obtained a sex tape starring singer Adele and he would be releasing it online today. The French tabloid Public featured a cover story announcing “Exclusive! Adele sex tape! Her ex’s revenge!” along with three pages of stills allegedly from the tape, which features someone that looks like the singer in the back seat of a car. Adele’s lawyers have since announced the tape is fake and they are “taking legal action in relation to this matter.” Keep reading for all the details, including very SFW still images from the tape of some woman that looks king of like Adele making sex faces.

First, let’s all take a moment to admire this post’s title shall we? Sometimes I am humbled by my job and the wonderfully immaculate juxtapositions created by those among the human race we deem celebrities.

Now that that’s out of the way…

Check out these photos of Adele’s reported romantic inspiration Slinky Sunbeam flashing his ode-inducing dinky at Peaches Geldoff with his band name “The More Assured” painted on his chest repeatedly. Oh, and he also pitched his wares to none other than Kate and Pippa Middleton! (I’m sorry Adele, but I don’t think you could have had it allllllllalllall with this guy.)

Yeppers. Here’s the guy the whole world hates. The one who broke our girl Adele’s heart! And he looks like this! And his name is…

For a long time 6-time Grammy winner Adele felt like the ex who broke her heart and raked it over the coals didn’t deserve one iota of credit for her massive success she’s gained from mining her heartbreak to create beautiful songs.

But now, she tells Vogue, she thinks he deserves at least a “little” credit for providing the inspiration that helped her become a Grammy-winning worldwide music titan.

But now, she tells Vogue, she thinks he deserves at least a “little” credit for providing the inspiration that helped her become a Grammy-winning worldwide music titan.

Adele is set to sweep the Grammy Awards tonight with her soulful songs about heartbreak. She based both of her heart-rattling albums 19 and ” target=”_blank”>21 on relationships gone wrong, but it turns out her difficult childhood must have also been a source for her emotionally stirring performances.

Adele is ready to return to total domination Sunday night as she’s slated as the opening performer for the Grammys. In a preview clip for a pre-show appearance to air on 60 Minutes the “Someone Like You” singer let it loose for Anderson Cooper with an a capella version of her biggest hit “Rolling In the Deep.” Just give her the Grammys after this video whammy!

Our girl Adele’s got a new man! He’s furry, his nickname is Swampy, and he’s an investment-banker-turned-charity-CEO.

Simon (36) runs the water charity Drop4Drop out of Brighton, and the organization has projects running all over the world to help provide safe and clean water to those in need of it. Awww, so he’s tries to make the world a better place!

Read on to find out more!

Adele is back to work after throat surgery, and tweeted this cute photo to wish her fans a Merry Christmas.

“Back on the grind. Hair and make up did. Merry Christmas! Axx”

There probably isn’t a single musician in history who has garnered more tribute albums than Bob Dylan and Amnesty International has just announced they plan to honor their 50th anniversary with a potentially great addition to the “genre” with a Bob Dylan tribute to be released in early 2012. The album is titled Chimes of Freedom: Songs of Bob Dylan Honoring 50 Years of AMNESTY International and will feature a superstar lineup that includes Adele, Patti Smith, My Morning Jacket, Lucinda Williams, Sting, Rise Against, Dave Matthews Band, and… Ke$ha?!? Keep reading for all the Bobby D-tails!

I apologize for interrupting you while you listen to Adele’s “Someone Like You” for the millionth time to bring this bummer announcement. Due to vocal issues, emerging British superstar soul singer Adele has been forced to cancel her entire U.S. tour. Remember, do not kill the messenger peeps! Read on for Adele’s heart felt explanation and apology.