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		<title>PHOTO Tom Cruise holds himself hostage at gunpoint</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a dramatic photo from the moment actor Tom Cruise realized just <a href="http://starcasm.net/archives/2383" target="_blank">how bad</a> <em>Valkyrie</em> was. Or maybe he's starting a new religion called Suicientology? Keep reading to find out the real answer.]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Cruise Retiring From Movie Acting?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes are touring the globe in search of a country that likes Tom&#8217;s latest movie Valkyrie. The two have attended premieres in Korea, Germany and the UK and are already making plans for the upcoming debut in India. (Check out the E! Valkyrie World Tour gallery)
Sadly, it seems that Cruise&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Bad IS Tom Cruise In &#8220;Valkyrie?&#8221; The Critics Respond!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230;his earnestness suggests at best some kind of fictional American soldier trying to infiltrate the Luftwaffe.&#8221;
Roger Friedman &#8211; Fox News
&#8220;In the end, you just have to wonder why a flick featuring a one-armed, eye-patch-wearing Tom Cruise who tries to kill Hitler isn&#8217;t more fun than this.&#8221;
Sean Burns &#8211; Philadelphia Weekly
&#8220;But with a cardboard Cruise at [...]]]></description>
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