Teen Mom 2 star Chelsea Houska DeBoer’s ex Adam Lind has reportedly lost unsupervised visitation rights with his daughter Paislee after failing a court mandated drug test — twice. In addition, the multi-DUI offender was back in court earlier this month to plead guilty to a charge of exhibition driving.
Teen Mom 2 dad Nathan Griffith all but lives at the gym, and now he is all but homeless because Gold’s Gym has revoked his membership after he posted a photo fat shaming one of the trainers there. Keep reading to see the original photo and read the official statement from Gold’s Gym about Nathan getting the boot.
In Douchebag Dad of the Year news, serial prankster Roman Atwood decided it would be hilarious to fool his wife into thinking he threw their toddler son over a second-story balcony and post the video on Youtube. As you would imagine, his wife was not too happy about it.
A school board president from New York State forgot the old adage, “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” This is probably a good thing because the guy proved himself to be a total d-bag. At the conclusion of a meeting he forgot his mic was hot and proceeded to call the mother of a student a “chubby wubby” among other derogatory remarks. Find out his fate and read his apologetic statement.
It appears that The Bachelor Nation has a new hero! The much-maligned Juan Pablo Galavis was at a Pool After Dark event at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City when an unnamed woman reportedly approached him, tossed a drink in his face and exclaimed, “F–king douche bag!” The event was so significant we were inspired to publish the first issue of Douche Bagazine in well over two years!
It appears as though Jersey Shore‘s curly-headed walking six-pack known as “The Unit” is in a bit of a “situation.” The Unit (real name Jonathan “Jonny” Manfre, 32) was arrested back in July when Seaside Heights Police found him in possession of a white powdery substance that turned out to be Ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic sometimes used as a date rape drug. He has since been charged with felony drug possession and faces 3-5 years behind bars if convicted.
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