Virtual bimbo pioneer Tila Tequila hinted she might be pregnant on her blog a few days ago and that the baby daddy is "A-list famous." There's no way I could say it better than someone as fluent in IMglish as

Sources have confirmed to People magazine that longtime companions Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are engaged. Harrison reportedly surprised Calista with an engagement ring on Valentine's Day, after the couple had been dating for nearly seven and a half years.

Starcasm has obtained yet another exclusive sonogram! (Aren't we amazing? CNN, Fox News, TMZ, The National Inquirer...they've got nothing on us.) This one is the most amazing yet, and that's saying a lot considering the stunning Jennifer Garner belly shot!

****Well crap! As soon as I finished this post I read that Jennifer Garner just gave birth to a baby girl! That's what I get for trying to write about a ticking time bomb. Anyway - congratulations to Ben 'n'

Though you may be hearing differently from other news sites, we have proof that Jamie Lynn Spears is indeed pregnant! One of our paper-azzi is trained in medical ultrasonography and was able to snap a sonogram of Britney's lil' sis