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VIDEOS Vanilla Ice and Queen parodies used for school closing announcements
VIDEOS Vanilla Ice and Queen parodies used for school closing announcements

“Will the power stop (No!)/I don’t know/ Turn up the heat and let go/sleet falling down like a million missiles/bringing school delays and early dismissals…”

Check out two fun parodies featuring Vanilla Ice and Queen as administrators and teachers in the south are getting creative with all of the weather related school closings.


Wife stabs husband with squirrel for failing to procure Christmas beer
Wife stabs husband with squirrel for failing to procure Christmas beer

44-year-old Helen Ann Williams from North Charleston, South Carolina sent her old man out on a b-double-e-double-r-u-n late on Christmas Eve. After learning that her hubby had returned empty-handed because the store was closed she got so mad that she allegedly stabbed him with a squirrel. Read on for this squirrelly tale of one woman’s need for her Christmas spirits!


VIDEO Joseph and the Virgin Mary’s ’16 and Pregnant’ episode
VIDEO Joseph and the Virgin Mary’s ’16 and Pregnant’ episode

In honor of Christmas, here’s an MTV-style retelling of the story of the birth of Christ with the Virgin Mary’s episode of 16 & Pregnant. How much more of an intro do you need?


WIN! Zappos.com responds to Kanye West’s ‘sh-t product’ comment
WIN! Zappos.com responds to Kanye West’s ‘sh-t product’ comment

After Kanye West called out Zappos.com CEO Tony Hsieh for selling “sh-t product,” Zappos.com fired back by actually listing a $100,000 Sh-t Product. So far, the reviews for Sh-t Product are excellent!


PHOTO Scrubs’ Zach Braff photobombed a couples’ wedding picture
PHOTO Scrubs’ Zach Braff photobombed a couples’ wedding picture

In what he admits is one of his best photobombs ever, Scrubs actor Zach Braff showed up behind a German newlywed couple in their wedding photo.


VIDEO SNL’s The Rosé Zone should exist in real life
VIDEO SNL’s The Rosé Zone should exist in real life

Last night’s SNL featured a show that should exist in real life: The Rosé Zone. Like the sports Channel The Red Zone, the Rosé Zone features only the best highlights from reality TV because “Let’s face it, in an hour of reality television, there’s only about three minutes worth watching.”


“Couples Farrahpy” comic strip starring Farrah Abraham and Dr. Jenn Berman
“Couples Farrahpy” comic strip starring Farrah Abraham and Dr. Jenn Berman

In case you missed it, former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham will be appearing on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy… by herself. I took it upon myself to play around with the latest rage on the internet, the comic-generating Facebook app Bitstrips, to predict what Farrah’s appearance on the show and discussion with therapist Dr. Jenn Berman might look like.


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Mad Libs
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Mad Libs

In going with the Reese’s Cup theory of one great thing plus another great thing can equal an even greater thing, let me present to you the mating of two of my most favoritest things: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Mad Libs! I’ve even done it in “episode recap” form so you can redo it every week with a different result — one that might just turn out to be surprisingly accurate. ;)


Woman wears cheeseburger as sandal after Waffle House parking lot sex
Woman wears cheeseburger as sandal after Waffle House parking lot sex

The only thing this southern boy loves more than a late-night run to Waffle House is a story about seriously drunk southern people doing hilarious things at Waffle House. And thus I bring to you the story of a cheeseburger in paradise by the dashboard light!


EXCLUSIVE PHOTO BJ’s to accompany Dick’s in Tallahassee
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO BJ’s to accompany Dick’s in Tallahassee

The citizens of Tallahassee, Florida have been in a frenzy since their hometown Seminoles whipped the Clemson Tigers and vaulted to #2 in the initial college football BCS rankings. Now the denizens of the Sunshine State’s capital have another great newcomer other than quarterback Jameis Winston to celebrate, the anticipated opening of the beloved business combination, BJ’s and Dick’s! See our exclusive photo of what’s sure to be a popular pair.


 

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