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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Mad Libs
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Mad Libs

In going with the Reese’s Cup theory of one great thing plus another great thing can equal an even greater thing, let me present to you the mating of two of my most favoritest things: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Mad Libs! I’ve even done it in “episode recap” form so you can redo it every week with a different result — one that might just turn out to be surprisingly accurate. ;)


Woman wears cheeseburger as sandal after Waffle House parking lot sex
Woman wears cheeseburger as sandal after Waffle House parking lot sex

The only thing this southern boy loves more than a late-night run to Waffle House is a story about seriously drunk southern people doing hilarious things at Waffle House. And thus I bring to you the story of a cheeseburger in paradise by the dashboard light!


EXCLUSIVE PHOTO BJ’s to accompany Dick’s in Tallahassee
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO BJ’s to accompany Dick’s in Tallahassee

The citizens of Tallahassee, Florida have been in a frenzy since their hometown Seminoles whipped the Clemson Tigers and vaulted to #2 in the initial college football BCS rankings. Now the denizens of the Sunshine State’s capital have another great newcomer other than quarterback Jameis Winston to celebrate, the anticipated opening of the beloved business combination, BJ’s and Dick’s! See our exclusive photo of what’s sure to be a popular pair.


Big Tips Texas Amber “Sexy Kitty” Rosales mug shot photos
Big Tips Texas Amber “Sexy Kitty” Rosales mug shot photos

In her Big Tips Texas promo, Redneck Heaven barmaid Amber Rosales introduces us to her booze-fueled rabble-rousing alter ego Sexy Kitty. In the clip Amber tells us “Sexy Kitty brings the party” and then laments with a tad of frustration, “I’ve woken up in jail. Thanks a lot Kitty!” As it turns out, Amber wasn’t joking! Check out these mug shot photos of Amber Rosales Sexy Kitty from over the last few years.


PHOTOS Celebrities imagined as normal people
PHOTOS Celebrities imagined as normal people

While the world waits with bated breath for royal baby’s imminent birth, we figured it would be a good time to inject some humor by imaging how celebrities would look without the help of stylists, trainers and makeup artists.


26 years, 11 ladies: George Clooney’s relationship timeline with photos
26 years, 11 ladies: George Clooney’s relationship timeline with photos

For an infamous bachelor, it seems that George Clooney is actually a relationship addict. We did some homework and broke down who George has invited to hang on his arm throughout the past couple of decades. Apparently the guy has a type (hello, tall, brunette and gorgeous!) as well as a cut-off limit for relationship lengths.


PHOTOS Texas teacher wore the same outfit to picture day for 40 consecutive years
PHOTOS Texas teacher wore the same outfit to picture day for 40 consecutive years

Dallas-area gym teacher Dale Irby wore the same outfit to photo day from 1973 until 2012, when he retired. Read on for how the streak began and to see all 40 pictures.


“We Can Bark:” Dogs hilariously parody Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” video
“We Can Bark:” Dogs hilariously parody Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” video

Love it or hate it, everyone and their grandmother has seen Miley Cyrus’ new music video “We Can’t Stop.” The only thing to do now is watch this brilliant dog parody.


MUG SHOT Man arrested for throwing spear at car looks like a man who’d do just that
MUG SHOT Man arrested for throwing spear at car looks like a man who’d do just that

On Tuesday night, 56-year-old Jeffrey Jones was arrested in Sacramento, California (sorry Florida) for throwing a spear at a passing vehicle. His mug shot indicates that he not only seems like the kind of fellar capable of such an act, but that he probably is in possession of archaic weapons! Prepare to have your roadside nightmares realized by this highway hunter.


Inevitable brutal pageant answer from last night’s Miss USA
Inevitable brutal pageant answer from last night’s Miss USA

Almost every time following a major beauty pageant at least one unflattering clip makes the rounds from the question and answer segment. This time the dubious distinction goes to Miss Utah, Marissa Powell. Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes asked Marissa, “A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?” Click on to see and read her answer!


 

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