James Franco infectious Alien character from Spring Breakers and Lena Dunham’s anxiety ridden Hannah from Girls: together on a wild ride that should have happened.

Farrah Abraham was arrested on Monday morning and charged with a DUI. The Teen Mom star had been tweeting since the arrest, but never actually admitted to it. Instead, she told fans that she doesn’t care about the drama and ”what people believe & makeup.” Four days later, Farrah is now opening up about the arrest and explaining (or should we say denying?) most of the police report.

Justin Timberlake joined the 5-Timer’s club last night on SNL, but he wasn’t even in one of the best parts of the show: a fauxmercial for Nuva Bling.

Mila Kunis is in currently in the middle of the media marathon to promote her new movie, Oz the Great and Powerful. After countless interviews, she’s almost certainly become a pro at reciting refined, eloquent answers to reporters’ common questions. The trouble is that those stories don’t leave much room for her personality to shine through.

That’s why this interview with a young, starstruck reporter is truly awesome. Even as the interview gets off to a bumpy start, Kunis comes across as witty and super fun.

Has Bravo just announced the most amazing reality show of all time? Is this a movie poster for the sure-to-be biggest comedy box office hit of 2013? Could it be a Jimmy Kimmel skit from tonight’s episode? Or did I just have some Photoshop fun with The Real Housewives logo and pictures of Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart and Jessica Chastain from last night’s Oscars red carpet?

The wekend SNL tackled Bravo’s penchant for making endless spinoff shows from their already popular drama-ridden reality shows. It’s no Real Housewives of Disney, but the gag is still pretty funny, riffing on how they sometimes cast people with complicated and loose ties to celebrities.

I realize “Gangnam Style” parody videos are soooooo 2012, but this Watch What Happens Live mashup clip put together by sisters Tamara Turkisher and Jodi Taranto is so great I just had to share it! Keep reading to watch the video, see some silly Andy Cohen graphics, and see what you can do to help these two creative sisters realize their dream of being on the show! (Oh, and there’s a bonus clip of Andy Cohen attempting the horsedance with way more enthusiasm than ability! “Heeeeeeey, sexy Andy!!”

UPDATE – We contacted Jodi and she was kind enough to provide the complete “Watch What Happens Style” lyrics!

Check out what the much derided official royal portrait of Kate Middleton revealed earlier today would look like if noted (i.e. notorious) Jesus fresco restoration artist Cecilia Giménez were allowed to spruce it up a bit. (I know. This is sooo 2012, but I couldn’t resist!)

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star Alana Thompson is nothing short of an inspiration! We’ve had a comic book, the Redneckipedia, an American Country Awards skit with Tim McGraw and Kristin Chenoweth, original artwork made completely of trash, and even a South Park episode. The latest addition to the Honey Boo Boeuvre is courtesy of 14-time Country Music Award winning singer/songwriter Brad Paisley, who unveiled his rendition of a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo theme song during his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Wednesday night.

Duck Dynasty, Psy’s “Gangnam Style” and wordplay are three of my favorite things, so imagine my pleasure in discovering a Jib Jab video that combines them all! Duck Dynasty tea addict Uncle Si Robertson transforms into Uncle Psy in this hilarious clip in which could either be called “Duck Psynasty” or “Louisiangnam Style!” (You may [...]