Robert Pattinson has reportedly been named the face of Dior’s men fragrances (a cool $12 million deal,) but so far he doesn’t have a cologne of his own. When The Insider‘s Brooke Anderson asked him what his personal fragrance would smell like if he had one, RobPatz delivered.

Both Chord Overstreet and Emma Roberts (who used to date, but that’s besides the point) dressed up as other celebrities for Halloween. Chord channeled idol Brad Pitt in his broody Chanel No. 5 ad, and Emma Roberts went as her aunt Julia’s prostitute role in Pretty Woman.

Lady Gaga launched her “Fame” fragrance last night, and she put on quite the performance!

The perfume itself is odd: it’s the first ever black fragrance, and it’s got blood, semen, and poison in it.

Here’s what went down:

Nicki Minaj continues her skyrocket rise to pop culture domination by following up reports that she will be one of the judges on Season 12 of American Idol with the first photo of the bottle for her new Pink Friday fragrance! Minaj fans (aka Barbz) will be extremely pleased to know they can soon not only smell like their rappin’, snappin’, take-no-crappin’ heroine, but they also get a little Nicki figurine for their dresser or makeup counter!

In addition to spending time assessing talent as one of the new judges on The X Factor, poptrepreneur Britney Spears has also been working on a promotional campaign for her new dual fragrance concept, Fantasy Twist. The 30-year-old Britney was more like Cleopatney as she got in touch with her inner Egyptian princess in an elaborate, retro-styled gold and white gown. She later was flappertastic in a similarly elegant and retro (although less Egyptian) golden look.

Use Lady Gaga’s new Fame perfume and you’ll have men crawling all over you! At least that’s what the new ad for “The First Ever Black Eau de Parfum” would suggest. The mostly black and white photo features Lady Gaga nude (except for mask and shoes) laying on her side as little masked Sumo-thonged muscle men climb all over her body. (It looks like a scene from Lady Gagalliver’s Travels!) Keep reading for a high-resolution version and a zoomed-in photo of one of the little dudes attempting to climb Mt. Mother Monster.

Back in the 80′s hair-spray rocker Jon Bon Jovi sung about giving love a bad name but now at the ripe young age of 50 he’s hoping to give odor a good name, for Avon. Mr. Jovi has officially been announced as the new face for Avon’s “Unplugged” fragrance. Read on for the official announcement, a seriously hot Jon Avon Jovi pic as well as the first promotional clip from the campaign. Who’s ready to smell like Jovi!?!

Lady Gaga didn’t sweat it too much when she found out a beauty editors leaked the first photos of her first fragrance Fame on Twitter, she just tweeted her own photos of the black liquid along with a tongue-in-cheek message frustration: “Oh fashion editors, I could just crinkle my hands at you!”

Now that we know the bottle looks like a black egg held by a spikey claw, what does the stuff smell like?

Next time you’re in a department store, swing by the perfume section to pick up something for your cat. There’s a certain fragrance that has been proven to attract big cats, and small cats are supposedly intrigued by it too.

Next time your in a department store, swing by the perfume section to pick up something for your cat. There’s a certain fragrance that has been proven to attract big cats, and small cats are supposedly intrigued by it too.

General curator for the Wildlife Conservation Society’s Bronx Zoo in New York Pat Thomas did an experiment in 2003 with a variety of popular perfumes to see which ones held the big cat’s attention for the longest. It’s actually an old zoo trick to spray perfume on rocks and trees to keep the animals from getting too bored, but some work much better than others. Your Cat: The Owner’s Manual author Dr. Marty Becker took this information to mean you can also spray this fragrance on say, a scratching post, or maybe a toy, to get your own kitty’s attention focused. I haven’t read the book, but he put this information out there on GMA, so we assume that he’s actually tried this on actual domesticated small kitty cats. He did write the book on cats, after all.

Soooo, what fragrance is it?

Selena Gomez emerges from a purple underwater haze in a clingy gauzy dress in the ad for her debut fragrance Selena Gomez. These Disney stars grow up so fast!