Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian plan to shrug their way into marriage

He may treat her like a douche now, but Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are destined to be wed in the near future! At least, that’s what Scott is telling himself, according to the latest Keeping Up With The Kardashians sneak–in which Scott also claims he loves Kourtney so much that he actually hates her.

Revenge porn king Hunter Moore arrested by FBI along with alleged hacker partner Charles Evens

The internet is just a little less douchey thanks to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who arrested the King of Revenge Porn Hunter Moore this morning in California. Also arrested was Moore’s associate Charles Evans, who was allegedly paid by Moore to hack into people’s computers and email accounts for nude photos. Keep reading for the full F.B.I. press release and the full indictment, which includes both men being charged with one count of conspiracy, , seven counts of unauthorized access to a protected computer to obtain information, and seven counts of aggravated identity theft.

PHOTO Man dangles dog from 2nd story balcony so it can go potty

Have you ever thought to yourself, “It’s raining so instead of taking my dog for a walk on the street – you know, where his legs support his body and what not — I’m just gonna hang the ol’ pooch off the balcony via his leash so he can do his business.” Yeah, me neither… WTF!?! Sadly, 23-year-old Tyler Smith of Greenville, South Carolina did just that and the pathetically lazy and ignorant decision was caught on camera and shared via Facebook. See the photo, find out what happened to Tyler and read what the dog’s owner, Tyler’s father, had to say about his son’s actions.

VIDEO Chris Brown loses it on valet over $10 charge

Chris Brown attended a charity event last night at PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, and while you’d think that it would be something beneficial to his not-so-great image, he wasn’t exactly charitable after the event. When Chris and his posse made their way out and prepared to leave, Chris Brown did as Chris Brown does and threw a fit after learning that there was a $10 valet charge.

VIDEO Son of Miami Housewife Alexia Echevarria investigated for punching homeless man in genitals

Peter Rosello is the son of Miami Housewife star Alexia Echevarria. He’s also a total jerk as evidenced from the following video that features Peter “pranking” a homeless man by pretending to offer him money and them punching him in the genitals. The stoned-looking young Spielberg uploaded the clip because he thought it was funny. The Miami Beach Police Department have a different opinion. See the clip and then read his official explanation as to why he did it.

Kat Von D thanks Jesse James for his alleged 19 mistresses

Once again Kat Von D is unleashing some blasters on ex-boyfriend Jesse James. The man forever attached to her armpit was the target of a recent Facebook open letter in which the tattoo artist extraordinaire thanked him for having cheated on her with an an alleged 19 different women. Read a pot calling a kettle black and then think it all over with some old school Cher!

Fred Durst signs ‘Douchebag’ deal with CBS

Before all you hard core Limp Bizketeers get all up and arms about the douchebag header let me assure you that it has nothing to do with Fred Durst’s self-proclaimed rep. According to Deadline Hollywood the lead singer renowned for his song “Nookie” and wearing a red hat backwards has signed a script deal with CBS for a sitcom that has the working title of “Douchebag.” So what is Fred Durst the “Douchebag” all about you ask? Read on for the details…