When David Whipple found a McDonald’s hamburger in a coat pocket more than a year after he bought it, he was shocked to see it hadn’t decomposed. Now, nearly 14 years later, see how the burger’s holding up…

If we each got a nickel for every time a new diet comes into existence, then we would all be rich. Some of these diets lose traction as soon as the first cookie comes into sight. However, a few other diet regimens seem to have real merit that make them worth considering. The Aztec Diet falls into the latter category.

If there were an Academy Awards for fast food, Taco Bell would have swept last year’s ceremony with their perfect union of everyone’s favorite nacho cheese flavored corn chip and everyone’s favorite Mexican fast food — the Doritos Locos Taco. Now the restaurant chain has announced a sequel to their critically-acclaimed blockbuster culinary masterpiece — the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco!

In sad-but-not-shocking news, John Alleman, the unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill died on Monday after suffering a massive heart attack last week.

David Kime Jr. loved Burger King — and we do mean LOVED. So when the 88-year-old retired World War II vet passed away, his family and friends decided to let David “have it your way” by taking the entire funeral procession through the drive-thru at his local Burger King!

Europeans are enjoying a new technology that allows you to taste dessert an other yummy foods without all the calories (and without the chew-spit method.) It’s call “Whaf” and it creates a flavor vapor that you can suck through a straw.

The people at Oreo are no strangers to corny flavors (some of their limited edition flavors have included Strawberry Milkshake Oreos, Green Tea Oreos, and Birthday Cake Oreos), but Nabisco’s latest creation is perhaps the corniest of them all — Candy Corn Oreos! Keep reading to find out all you need to know about the orange and yellow filled cookies, including where to buy them and how long they’ll be available! We’ve even got a review for you, including a video clip of three food dudes cracking open a bag and trying them out.

So you’re out on Friday night and that one friend who has the best ride is also the person who happens to still enjoy Tic Tacs. You click open the lid, shake it up, begrudgingly get a couple out as twice as many spill on the passenger-side floor board. You’re unfazed because that’s just how those little plastic containers work. But what if you were wrong, what if you could bust a Tic Tac move so sweet that the backseat rider you have a crush on will be forced to take notice of how YOU might be the most interesting person in the world? Time to get minty-schooled.

Move over Zagat and Michelin Guide, America’s got a new go-to food guru to help guide us through the confusing array of high-calorie food on the go. Meet Youtube reviewer Daym Drops, a big guy with a big appetite and a contagious, charismatic passion for the franchised culinary arts. Check out this clip of Daym reviewing a 5 Guys and Fries double cheeseburger and fries straight from that most intimate of fast food dining room locations – the front seat of his car.

Do you know the best way to deal with the stress of a multi-million dollar divorce involving a sure-to-be nasty custody battle and the risk of attack from a secretive religious organization with a history of unsavory tactics when dealing with those leaving the fold? That’s right, ice cream!