Daniel Radcliffe, famous for playing Harry Potter in the successful J.K. Rowling-inspired film franchise, made headlines in 2007 for appearing nude in a production of Peter Schaffer’s “Equus” at the Gielgud Theater in London. He’s currently reprising his role – sans clothing - as suburban stableboy Alan Strang at New York’s Broadhurst Theater.
The play is hugely popular, resulting in shlong lines at the box office. Fans may have to pitch a tent outside just to get tickets, and even then they might get stiffed. Scalpers will be jacking the bidding price, getting it up to astronomical rates before declaring a wiener. What wood we recommend? You might erect to wait until the show has started and the crowds peter out before you teste the market. You’ll start to semen leaving just after 8 o’cock and prices should go down on you then. If not, you can always try to sneak in the back door.
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