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Cardi B on feminism 2

LINKS! Cardi B on feminism, Blake Shelton at the truck stop, More women against Moore…

DLISTEDBryan Cranston gave a gentle, thoughtful answer to the question of whether Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey and guys like them could “make a comeback,” so of course it got taken out of context. Here’s what he actually said

REALITY TEAAll the drama on Real Housewives of New Jersey is giving Margaret Josephs pains in the vagina

CELEBITCHYSomehow Cardi B managed to get hugely popular and become *more* likeable? Can we get her to run for president next?

JEZEBELCards Against Humanity’s holiday stunt for 2017 is buying the border with Mexico to prevent a wall going up

THE BLEMISHRyan Reynolds’ tweet about what it’s like to watch Bob Ross is more satisfying than the Deadpool 2 trailer featuring Deadpool dressed up like Bob Ross and painting a peaceful mountain scene

VOXA sixth woman has come forward with a story about how Alabama senate candidate Roy “Handsy” Moore sexually harassed her (and a seventh says he asked her out on a date when he was 35 and she was 17)

VERY SMART BROTHASThere could easily be another 20 meats on this list of 20 white meats that are sexier than Blake Shelton

THE SUPERFICIAL“Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man at the Truck Stop at Most”

UPROXXTransparent‘s writers are figuring out how to potentially do Season 5 of the show without Jeffrey Tambor while Amazon investigates the sexual harassment claims Tambor’s former assistant made against him

LINKS! Tom Sizemore child abuse allegations, Phoebe Price’s turkey cleavage, Bourbon Renaissance…

'The Expendables 3' Premiere held at the TCL Chinese Theatre - Arrivals

DLISTEDIn 2003, Tom Sizemore was apparently kicked out of a movie after “doing something” to an 11-year-old girl on set

REALITY TEACameran Eubanks of Southern Charm gave birth to a healthy baby girl! Congrats!

CELEBITCHYAlso in 2003, former president George H. W. Bush allegedly groped a 16-year-old girl

JEZEBELIf you’re one of the many people who loved Tiffany Haddish in Girls Trip, you’re in luck, because she now has at least two new movies in the works

THE BLEMISHIn 1999, Eminem might have slept with a (consenting) 15-year-old Swedish girl

VOXThis batsh!t crazy conspiracy chart from Texas congressman Louie Gohmert–which Gohmert debuted on the floor of the House of Representatives, because of course he did–is 100% True Detective-worthy

LAINEY GOSSIPJennifer Lopez’s former manager Benny Madina is accused of raping a woman in 2008

THE SUPERFICIALPhoebe Price is doing…something, it’s not entirely clear what, with a turkey. But there’s an absurd amount of cleavage involved, so here you go

UPROXXJust in time for your year-end bout with holiday depression, here’s the story of how America’s Golden Age of Bourbon (i.e. the one in which we are living right now) came to be

LINKS! John Travolta groping claims, Roy Moore banned from the mall, Bonkers MTV EMA outfits…

2017 G'Day Black Tie Gala at Governors Ballroom - Arrivals

DLISTEDIn both sexual harassment and “Hollywood open secret” news, now John Travolta is being accused of groping a (male) massage therapist back in 2000

REALITY TEAIf Kandi Burruss thought Xscape needed her more than she needed them, she’s now been proven wrong

CELEBITCHYCaptain America has a turtleneck fetish and Jenny Slate is happy to oblige him

JEZEBELIn power move news, Gal “Leverage” Gadot refuses to play Wonder Woman again until Brett Ratner is removed as director of the sequels

THE BLEMISHHere’s the deal with the dildos that secretly recorded couples doing sex stuff

VOXAlabama senate candidate Roy Moore was apparently such a well-known creep that he was banned from his town’s mall in the 1980s

VERY SMART BROTHASColin Kaepernick is GQ’s Citizen of the Year for 2017; Jason Whitlock is…not

THE SUPERFICIALAnd here’s all the goofy outfits people wore to the MTV Europe Music Awards last weekend

UPROXXIf you need a reminder that gratitude exists–or just want to have a good quick morning cry for no particular reason–here’s Jimmy Fallon’s tribute to his late mother Gloria on the Tonight Show

LINKS! $2 million dollar bra, Live-action Lion King cast, Dustin Hoffman accused…

2 million dollar bra

DLISTEDWendy Williams blames menopause for her on-air faint during the Halloween show

REALITY TEABefore you switch over to Thanksgiving mode (three weeks, y’all!), here’s one more great big roundup of celebrities and their kids in full-on Halloween costumed glory

CELEBITCHYDustin Hoffman has done some pretty disgusting things to women over the years–some of whom, it turns out, were underage!–and now those women are talking about it

JEZEBELI’m having a really hard time imagining what a live-action Lion King will look like (are they just going to Broadway it up again?), but the cast for the upcoming remake looks damn fantastic

THE BLEMISH73-year-old Mick Jagger has a 23-year-old girlfriend because of course he does

VOXFor the legal scholars and constitutional aficionados out there: Here’s why the president can’t simply pardon his way out of legal trouble

VERY SMART BROTHASWe’ve all lost the war against Starbucks

THE SUPERFICIAL“So that’s what a $2 million bra looks like”

UPROXXAnd this is Kristen Bell talking about big juicy butts

The Property Brothers' balls

LINKS! The Property Brothers’ balls, House of Cards canceled, Vanderpump Rules returns…

DLISTEDKevin Spacey managed to both get House of Cards canceled after its next season *and* stop production of that season dead in its tracks

REALITY TEAHere’s the first trailer for Vanderpump Rules Season 6, which drops December 4th

CELEBITCHYJohn Kelly is…not a historian

JEZEBELHalloween may be over, but scary stories are always in season

THE BLEMISHSexual harassment fallout’s latest victim is Andy Dick, which is not a surprise to anyone who has ever met or heard anything about him

VOXThis is your brain on fake news

CELEBSLAMHere’s a photo gallery of Lena Gerke lingerie shots

THE SUPERFICIALAnd here’s the Property Brothers kinda sorta showing off their balls for Halloween

UPROXXThis interview with Robert Plant is a good thing

LINKS! 3-Foot Penis Guy, Jon Hamm’s penis in tight pants, Paul Manafort busted…

3-Foot Penis Guy

DLISTEDNo one actually calls the Florida-Alabama coast “Floribama”–other than MTV’s Jersey Shore spinoff, that is

REALITY TEAGet your red hot RHOC Season 12 reunion photos right here

CELEBITCHYFormer Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort has been charged with 12 criminal counts, among them conspiracy against the United States, conspiracy to launder money, and making false statements

JEZEBELThe Danish man on whose submarine journalist Kim Wall was last seen alive says that, yes, he did dismember her body, but he didn’t kill her

THE BLEMISH“This Guy Needed Surgery for His 3-Foot Penis and 11-Pound Testicles”

VOXThe White House is maybe a tad bit in denial over this whole Paul Manafort thing

VERY SMART BROTHASWatermelon-shaming is real; here’s how to avoid doing it (and also why, if you need a primer for that sort of thing)

THE SUPERFICIALOh, and here’s Jon Hamm’s penis in tight pants at a Halloween party

UPROXXIf anyone can think of a good reason why Tina Fey and Amy Poehler *shouldn’t* co-host their own late night talk show, no, you can’t

LINKS! Ben Affleck House Hunter, Leo’s new girlfriend, George H. W. Bush sexual harassment claim…

Celebrities at the Men's Final match of the 2017 Tennis U.S. Open between Rafeal Nadal and Kevin Anderson

DLISTED Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus, his producer girlfriend of approximately three months, have been spotted house hunting together in west LA

REALITY TEABrandi Redmond of RHOD expressed remorse–genuine remorse!–over her “Nanny-Gate” scandal, saying “I was wrong on every level”

CELEBITCHYTurn star Heather Lind claims former President George H. W. Bush groped her during a 2013 photo op

JEZEBELWind River is the first serious Oscar contender to wipe itself clean of the Weinstein name

THE BLEMISH42-year-old actor Leonardo DiCaprio is dating 19-year-old model Juliette Perkins because he is Leonardo DiCaprio

VOXHere’s how Stranger Things‘ title sequence came to be

LAINEY GOSSIPAnd here’s Liam Hemsworth having a shirtless frolick on a Georgia beach

THE SUPERFICIALAdd Emma Stone to the list of Hollywood royalty who happens to be dating a member of the SNL cast and / or crew

UPROXXZoo is dead; long live Zoo

LINKS! RIP Robert Guillaume, Flea naked, Marky Mark begs God’s forgiveness…

US Band Red Hot Chili Peppers perform live in 42nd Paleo Festival, in Nyon

DLISTEDRest in Peace, Robert Guillaume, the funniest actor on one of the funniest sitcoms (Soap) of all time (and who also had memorable roles in at least a dozen other culturally defining shows, movies, and theater productions)

REALITY TEAKelly Dodd and LeeAnne Locken gossiped like the WWHL set was their own hair salon

CELEBITCHYHere’s the trailer for Phantom Thread, Daniel Day-Lewis’ final movie before retirement, which looks amazing and will be amazing

JEZEBELAnd on the other end of the pleasure spectrum, here’s a $3,000 mirror that doesn’t work unless you smile

THE BLEMISHMark Wahlberg begged God’s forgiveness for Boogie Nights, accidentally made a great joke about Catholic priests getting away with rape and child molestation

VOXSeriously, if Jeff Flake is so concerned for American democracy, shouldn’t he run for re-election instead of retiring?

VERY SMART BROTHASAny list of “The World’s Most Evil Candies, Ranked” *has* to include candy corn

THE SUPERFICIALHere’s Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers hanging out naked on his hotel balcony (in case you haven’t seen all of the Chili Peppers’ dicks before)

UPROXXFrom Dusk Till Shaun is the vampire sequel to Shaun of the Dead we deserve, but not the one we needed when Hot Fuzz came out