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LINKS! Kevin Hart’s blackmailer, Shailene Woodley’s forest TV, Russia revelations…

DLISTEDmother! was a box office dud and got a terrible Cinema Score from the people who did see it–were you one of them?

REALITY TEACary Deuber gives brainwashing claims the eye roll, agrees she’s basically divided the RHOD cast

CELEBITCHYShailene Woodley from Big Little Lies caused a bit of a stir by saying she can’t get good streaming service in her forest hollow

JEZEBELThe latest Fox News sexual harassment allegation involves a Fox analyst who says she was raped by a Fox anchor

THE BLEMISHKevin Hart pulled the rug out from under his blackmailer

VOXIf you’ve been following the Russia investigation like the high-quality trash TV it is, last night’s wiretapping revelations will get you all hot and bothered

VERY SMART BROTHASVote the Night King in 2020 (because at least before we all die we’ll get to see the final season of GoT)

THE SUPERFICIAL“Kylie Jenner Had A Fake Wedding. It Was Stupid.”

UPROXXLiam Hemsworth was almost Thor; adjust your fantasy accordingly

LINKS! Osbourne-Kardashian feud, Sex robots, Nina Garcia takes Elle…

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DLISTEDSteven Tyler looks pretty good in a white dress, does not look like a lady, definitely DGAF what anyone thinks of this

REALITY TEAHere’s Bethenny Frankel taking her BStrong organization down to Houston to help out after Harvey

CELEBITCHYAnd here’s creepy James Woods getting gloriously dragged by a tag team of Armie Hammer and Amber Tamblyn

JEZEBELElle‘s new editor-in-chief is Project Runway judge Nina Garcia

THE BLEMISHIf Buffy the Vampire Slayer taught us anything, it’s that sex robots are never to be trusted, and here’s some real-world proof of that

VOXThis is the most surprising scene from the It reboot

VERY SMART BROTHASEnjoy this consideration of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood‘s fourth season, for it is a treat

THE SUPERFICIALLike an off-the-rails crazy train, the Sharon Osbourne–Kim Kardashian feud keeps on keeping up

UPROXXThis Louis CK interview about his new film I Love You, Daddy does not mention the sexual harassment allegations; make of that what you will

LINKS! Joanna Krupa’s tiger boobs, James Franco’s p0rn habit, Fifty Shades Freed trailer…

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DLISTED Jim Carrey’s New York Fashion Week red carpet interview is either freshman year stoner revelations or brilliant performance art, take your pick

REALITY TEA Asa Soltan Rahmati is not wild about the thought of returning for another season of Shahs of Sunset

CELEBITCHY Here’s the underwhelming first trailer for Fifty Shades Freed

JEZEBEL And here’s Miss Texas overwhelming everybody with her thoughts on Trump’s response to Charlottesville

THE BLEMISH James Franco claims he doesn’t watch porn (and sounds kind of high-horsed about it, too)

VOX Here’s a neat (and pretty!) interactive graphic for tracking fall foliage

VERY SMART BROTHAS Insecure‘s season finale aired last night; let’s talk about it

THE SUPERFICIAL Joanna Krupa got naked and covered herself in tiger paint for a PETA protest

UPROXX Beyoncé went way above and beyond to help Houston recover from Hurricane Harvey

LINKS! Christian Bale unf*ckable, Ashley Graham doing it, Trump screws Republicans…

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DLISTED George Clooney appears to have transitioned from leading man into director-slash-tequila-billionaire quite gracefully

REALITY TEA Luann de Lesseps told Andy Cohen about her divorce, including all the red flags she says she didn’t see

CELEBITCHY Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott is facing jail time over unpaid child support and also looks like a heavier Season 1 Walter White

JEZEBEL Here’s what Christian Bale looks like in a horrible alternate universe where he’s completely unf*ckable

THE BLEMISH And here’s Ashley Graham and her husband engaged in some heavy pre-foreplay

VOX Donald Trump screwed congressional Republicans over without appearing to realize that that’s what he was doing

THE SUPERFICIAL Martin Shkeli is selling the copy of the Wu-Tang album

CELEBSLAM Enjoy this Gabriela Cruz bikini photo gallery

UPROXX The first of Netflix’s two-part It adaptation is very good

Bella Hadid's nipples

LINKS! Justin Bieber’s balls, Bella Hadid’s nipples, Chronic B!tch Mouth…

DLISTED Will Smith has been a grapefruiter for a decade

REALITY TEA Kelly Dodd says that Tamra Judge suffers from “Chronic Bitch Mouth.” The pain is real

CELEBITCHY Kendall Jenner, who was 11 a decade ago, is going to be named Fashion Icon Of The Decade at NYFW

JEZEBEL There’s going to be a whole theme park devoted to Eataly and they’re actually opening it in…Italy?

THE BLEMISH Justin Bieber’s balls can’t stay out of the headlines these days

VOX Fact-checking is super important and for political purposes it couldn’t matter less, so have a cookie while you watch this video and cry

VERY SMART BROTHAS We found him: Someone willing to defend Ray J’s music

THE SUPERFICIAL Here’s Bella Hadid showing Rachel from Friends how to nipple

UPROXX A $300,000 wine heist through the Paris catacombs sounds like a classier version of the bank vault robbery in Sexy Beast

LINKS! Kylie Jenner nude photo gallery, A-Rod’s rod, Joel Osteen is a douche…

Kylie Jenner nude photo gallery

DLISTED Interview magazine calls Kim Kardashian “America’s First Lady”; America yawns

REALITY TEA Luann de Lesseps is ready to talk about the straw that broke the camel’s back (the camel is her marriage to Tom D’Agostino)

CELEBITCHY A Memphis theater has canceled its regular screenings of Gone With The Wind; let’s talk about it

JEZEBEL Legit clowns are worried that the It remake is bringing down their business

THE BLEMISH Though she hasn’t left much to the imagination over the years, here’s the first-ever Kylie Jenner nude photo gallery

VOX This sounds like something out of a TV show, which makes it all the more frightening

VERY SMART BROTHAS “Floyd Mayweather Jr. Didn’t Beat ‘Racism,’ He Just Beat a Racist White Boy (and Made Him Rich)”

THE SUPERFICIAL And here’s a photo gallery of Alex Rodriguez’s penis in sweatpants

UPROXX Joel Osteen kept his his non-flooded Houston megachurch closed during Hurricane Harvey and is rightly getting dragged to hell and back for it

LINKS! ScarJo’s back tattoo, Eclipse beats porn, Alessandra Ambrosio bikini gallery…

Alessandra Ambrosio bikini gallery

DLISTED Scarlett Johansson maybe has a huge indistinct back tattoo now?

REALITY TEA But Bethenny Frankel and Dennis Shields are definitely back together again

CELEBITCHY Louise Linton is not a good person

JEZEBEL One of the ways you know people liked the eclipse? It was more popular than porn

THE BLEMISH And speaking of the eclipse, a bunch of people won their office pool when this happened

VOX The first trailer for American Horror Story: Cult is here

THE SUPERFICIAL Tommy Lee is looking more and more like Nikki Six these days

CELEBSLAM Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio frolicking on the beach in Bora Bora

UPROXX Beyonce and Laverne Cox are working on a mysterious “project” together

LINKS! Leo’s new boo, Solange deletes Twitter, Taylor Swift too pretty to sketch…

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DLISTED Tom Cruise broke his ankle while filming one of his own stunts on the Mission: Impossible 6 set; he blew the stunt, too

REALITY TEA Shannon Beador is opening her own restaurant, which will be lemon-themed and feature in the new season of RHOC

CELEBITCHY Ugh

JEZEBEL Solange deleted her Twitter account with a blaze of glory

THE BLEMISH The courtroom sketch artist who raised all manner of hell with his drawings of Taylor Swift says that it’s hard to sketch her well because she’s too pretty and well-proportioned

VOX HBO accidentally aired another Game of Thrones episode ahead of schedule, so now it’s all over the internet

VERY SMART BROTHAS The Apple Watch 2 is “like a really expensive Fitbit that has the potential to kill me way more than I was prepared for (it’s basically Moniece from Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood)”

THE SUPERFICIAL Here’s a photo gallery of Lorena Rae, who is probably Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend and also maybe his first non-blonde girlfriend ever?

UPROXX Would-be jurors in the Martin Shkreli trial were dismissed for dragging him all the way to hell and back, and also because he dissed Wu-Tang