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Bella Hadid's Cannes cleavage

LINKS! Bella Hadid’s Cannes cleavage, T-Swift’s new beau, KUWTK goes dark…

DLISTED – Two of Alan Thicke’s sons (one of whom is named Robin) are fighting his widow for control of his estate

REALITY TEA – Kelly Dodd will be on the new season of RHOC and fans will be “surprised”

JEZEBEL – Keeping Up With The Kardashians has never been darker or more “real”–so why are its viewers abandoning it?

CELEBITCHY – Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend, and he’s raising some eyebrows

THE BLEMISH – For about three minutes on Monday, someone streamed porn on an ad kiosk at Union Station in Washington DC. (Yes there’s video)

VOX – Here’s a helpful primer on how impeachment of the President of the United States actually works

VERY SMART BROTHAS – Which one of these Annoying Co-Worker Types are you?

THE SUPERFICIAL – Bella Hadid got downright cleavage-tastic at Cannes

UPROXX –  Arrested Development Season 5 will be here soon, but first watch Alia “Maeby Funke” Shawkat’s stunning performance in Paint It Black

LINKS! McKayla Maroney thongage II, India hates Bieber, Vanderpump Blazes…

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DLISTED Dani Mathers’ body shaming is about to result in a real-life legal spanking

REALITY TEA Lisa Vanderpump’s other restaurant caught fire

JEZEBEL Last Man Standing‘s cancellation has pissed off a lot of conspiracy theory-seeing folks

CELEBITCHY Donald Trump’s classified intelligence leaks were for “humanitarian reasons,” says Donald Trump

THE BLEMISH McKayla Maroney posed in a thong for Instagram, enjoyed the response, did it again

VOX Here’s a list of intriguing books you should read this summer (or read them just ’cause; summer is great but no one needs an excuse to read a book)

VERY SMART BROTHAS People are strange

THE SUPERFICIAL India is merely the latest country to hate Justin Bieber

UPROXX Mikey Day, the SNL cast member who came up with the “David Pumpkins” sketch (and a bunch of others) is weird in one of the good ways; check out this interview with him and laugh

LINKS! Halsey’s peekaboo dress, Porn star shark attack, President Rock…

The 59th Annual Grammy Awards arrivals

DLISTEDConrad Hilton won’t come out of his jail cell and no one seems particularly upset about it

REALITY TEAPorsha Williams says she’s lost her best friend in Phaedra Parks as the RHOA reunion fallout continues

JEZEBELThe Rock joins Kanye on the list of celebrities considering running for president in 2020

CELEBITCHYDonna D’Errico had four plastic surgeries in one day and she recapped all of them for us

THE BLEMISHHere’s the Official Final Trailer for the Wonder Woman movie, and there’s a lot of jumping in it!

VOXDonald Trump may have just turned into Richard Nixon

CELEBSLAMHalsey saved her peekaboo dress for the post-Met Gala / MTV Movie Awards media lull

THE SUPERFICIALHere’s that video of a porn star getting attacked by a shark

UPROXXIf America needs Burt Macklin to clean up this mess, Chris Pratt is happy to oblige

LINKS! Emily Ratajkowski topless, Skittles Mother’s Day commercial, Exercise kills?…

Emily Ratajkowski topless

DLISTED In non-Abbey Lee Miller incarceration news, Jodie Sweetin’s ex is also headed to prison

REALITY TEA Here’s why Scheana Marie lied about her marriage, according to Scheana Marie

JEZEBEL And here’s where in the world Kellyanne Conway has been for the past couple of months

CELEBITCHY Jamie Denbo, 43 in real life, was told by producers that she’s too old to play a Hollywood 57

THE BLEMISH Nobody was super jazzed about the new Blade Runner but the first trailer is changing all that

VOX Donald Trump believes that exercise is the real silent killer

CELEBSLAM Emily Ratajkowski went topless on Instagram again

THE SUPERFICIAL The Skittles Mother’s Day commercial is juuust a little creepy

UPROXX Now the White House is threatening to leak footage of Hillary Clinton’s concession phone call

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LINKS! Milana Vayntrub now, Sally Yates is chill, Amusing Ourselves to Death…

DLISTED Antonio Sabato Jr. and his abs are running for Congress against a hugely popular California Democrat

REALITY TEA Kim Zolciak is pretty sure that Phaedra Parks was drugged up during the epic RHOA reunion

JEZEBEL Sally Yates’ testimony was a master class in giving condescending senators the brush-off

CELEBITCHY Speaking of Russia, Eric Trump used to love bragging about his family’s financial ties to the country

THE BLEMISH Here’s what the hot girl from the AT&T commercials (also known as Milana Vayntrub) is up to these days

VOX A 30-year-old book called Amusing Ourselves to Death helps explain how politics became entertainment (and maybe rendered them irrelevant)

VERY SMART BROTHAS Cinco de Mayo is a fake American holiday, not a real Mexican one, and here’s why

THE SUPERFICIAL Nicki Minaj kind of offered to pay college tuition for her whole Twitter following

UPROXX David Spade and the Cash Me Ousside girl are fighting over which one of them is more irrelevant

LINKS! Chicken McNugget Blowjob, Sofia Vergara’s cleavage, Gizelle Bryant loves the hate…

22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals

DLISTED Liam from One Direction and his wife Cheryl named their baby Bear, which is a little on the nose (if also cute)

REALITY TEA Gizelle Bryant wants you to believe that she loves being the subject of viewers’ ire

JEZEBEL A Mississippi funeral home refused to cremate a gay man’s body, possibly because they thought his ashes would get on the straight peoples’ ashes and turn them gay?

CELEBITCHY Is Michael Fassbender hotter than Tom Hiddleston?

THE BLEMISH Florida woman arrested for prostitution after offering a blowjob in exchange for Chicken McNuggets (with mug shot goodness)

VOX Steve Bannon accidentally let slip his wish list for Racist Christmas

CELEBSLAM Here’s Sofia Vergara cutting a figure

THE SUPERFICIAL Melania Trump is trying to tell us something

UPROXX Former NBA All-Star Brandon Roy is expected to make a full recovery after getting shot while shielding children from gunfire

LINKS! Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala look, Marlon Brando’s balls, Jeff Sessions’ tears…

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DLISTED Claire Danes’ Met Gala look was sort of a cross between Furiosa from Mad Max and the puffy shirt from Seinfeld

REALITY TEA Below Deck: Mediterranean‘s Sandy Yawn is the show’s first female captain and is she is 100% not here to mother her crew

JEZEBEL Austin Powers is almost old enough to drink

CELEBITCHY By contrast, Kim Kardashian toned it way down for the Met Gala–and she looked pretty good! (Though she’s still getting dragged, because Kim Kardashian)

THE BLEMISH The cast of The Godfather mooned each other to pass the time between takes; Brando got his balls out instead

VOX United States Attorney General and standby Keebler elf Jefferson Sessions is prosecuting a woman because she laughed at him once

VERY SMART BROTHAS The next time you’re struck by the urge to spend $10,000 on something because Ja Rule will be there, do yourself a big favor and throw the money into a river instead

THE SUPERFICIAL Jaden Smith’s Met Gala look was…Jaden Smith

UPROXX Here’s a really interesting and extensive interview with Seth Meyers about what it’s like to host a late night program in 2017; go read it!

LINKS! Metisha Schaefer’s mesh bikini, Katy Perry’s racist joke, Craft beer sells out?…

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DLISTED Katy Perry told a joke about her hair and some people think it was racist; let’s talk about it

REALITY TEA NeNe thinks Porsha has “de-classed” The Real Housewives of Atlanta

JEZEBEL The House of Cards Season 5 trailer is here, but it doesn’t tease whether Frank Underwood will get murdered already

CELEBITCHY “Why was there the Civil War?” -The President of the United States

THE BLEMISH Metisha Schaefer wore a mesh bikini to the beach, and here are the photographs of that

VOX Everybody loves to hate Ed Sheeran, and now we know why!

CELEBSLAM Kristin Cavallari is not at all bothered by Jay Cutler’s continued unemployment

THE SUPERFICIAL “Anastasia Kvitko is the Russian Kim Kardashian” is 100% accurate

UPROXX “Selling out” is too tidy a term for the increasingly complicated world of craft beer