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		<title>&#8220;Duh Magazine&#8221; Lead Story: Rosie O&#8217;Donnell&#8217;s Variety Show Tanks</title>
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The third issue of &#8220;Duh Magazine&#8221; hit virtual stands today with these stories:
&#8220;Rosie&#8217;s Variety Show Sucks! Nobody Watches&#8221; NBC&#8217;s half-baked attempt at reviving the variety show failed when Rosie Live drew fewer viewers than the previous week&#8217;s episode of the new and disapproved Knight Rider series. NBC was supposedly putting feelers out to see if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Winona Ryder Shoplifts A Headline: Gets Sick On A Plane</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former celebrity Winona Ryder was on a British Airways flight to London from Los Angeles when she took ill and the plane was forced to make a priority landing. All that we know officially is that Winona &#8220;required medical attention,&#8221; was rushed to a hospital &#8220;as a precaution&#8221; and &#8220;she&#8217;s fine now.&#8221;
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