Jersey Shore meets Jaws (Jawsy Shore?) as The Complication, Nookie, Donnie, Paulie Balzac, BJ and J-Moni battle albino bull sharks off the Seaside Heights coast in SYFY’s latest campy film offering premiering tonight at 9/8c. I don’t know what else to say.

MTV producers reportedly sat down with the cast of Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights just before filming began on the sixth installment of the popular reality show began and explained that this would be the last season. “An executive producer announced that this season will be the last,” an insider reveals in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now. “She stressed to the cast that fans will remember them for this season, not the first, so they should bring their A game.”

This is harsh.

Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella, who recently appeared on an episode of Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers entitled “You’re Not a Reality Star, So Get a Job” with his frustrated mother, is saying some hurtful things about the pint-sized guidette’s pregnancy news.

MTV worlds collided last night in Fayetteville, North Carolina as Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans arrived for the Club Barcelona Snow Bunny Party hosted by Jersey Shore‘s Vinny Guadagnino! Keep reading for a photo of the two reality stars together and to read Jenelle’s impression of the Vin Man!

Tonight the cast of Jersey Shore makes their triumphant return to television and to Seaside Heights as Snooki, Pauly D, JWoww, The Situation, Vinny, Sammi, Ronnie, and Deena kick off the Season 5 Premiere of MTV’s smash hit reality series. Who ever would have ever thought that those tanned, drunk, half-naked, ridiculously nicknamed Guido and Guidettes gettin’ nasty in a hot tub would go on to become six five of the biggest celebrities on the planet?!?

Starcasm.net started not long before Jersey Shore debuted on MTV, so it was one of the first shows we covered from the very beginning. So, in honor of five seasons of contagious charismatic clubbing and GTL, I though I might compile Starcasm’s Top 5 Jersey Shore Posts Ever highlighting our lengthy and rather intimate (don’t worry – we used virus protection) relationship with the guys and gals of Joisey Shore!

One of the highlights from Sunday night’s Primetime Emmy Awards was Jane Lynch’s sketch paying homage to the influence of the state of New Jersey on television over the last few years, something for which her Teresa Giudice inspired alter ego Donatella Alberghetti Mangiana D’Borgia takes credit. Keep reading to watch the original bit and then check out the hilarious outtakes reel that surfaced today featuring tons of one-liners from Jane, The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore, and the cast of Jersey Shore! (“Sammi can eat a quarter and crap out two dimes and a nickel.”)

Someway, somehow the entire cast of Jersey Shore have survived almost 10 consecutive weeks living together without anyone getting killed. The beleaguered GTLers were photographed leaving the infamous Seaside Heights beach house after wrapping up filming Season 5, just in time to get home and watch the Season 4 premiere Thursday night featuring all their Italian misadventures. Keep reading to see Snooki’s new “hare” doo, Deena’s bare backside, and the second known appearance of Guido Knievel!

The guys and gals of Jersey Shore spent five long weeks in Florence, Italy filming the fourth season of their popular reality series for MTV. As you might imagine, their sojourn generated a number of memorable images (You can see my Top Ten List HERE) but earlier today MTV released an official cast photo featuring all eight Guidos and Guidettes dashing down the streets of Florence in full Seaside glam regalia!

It’s been one week since Vinny Guadagnino stormed out of the Jersey Shore Seaside Heights beach house and returned to his home in Staten Island, allegedly never to return. But, it seems all Vinny needed was some drama-free R&R away from his cast mates to revitalize his GTL spirit because he was photographed earlier today with the rest of the guys looking as though they were loading up to go on a road trip together!

Jersey Shore‘s other “Sweetheart” has walked off the set for good! Nice guy Vinny Guadagnino has reportedly had enough and left the Seaside Heights beach house last night to return to his home and family in Staten Island.