Forget those folks bouncing on trampolines, walking fast, and playing ping pong – what the world really wanted from the Olympics was to see the Spice Girls reunite and have Victoria Beckham wearing a sexy Giles Deacon mullet hem mini skirt while singing atop a London taxi cab adorned in hundreds of colorful flashing light bulbs. Mission accomplished.

I always assumed it would take an Olympic-sized event to bring the all-girl British supergroup Spice Girls back together, little did I realize it would be the actual Olympics! After months of speculation and on-again, off-again rumors (mostly centered around whether or not Victoria Beckham was on board or not), it now seems official that the world will get to see the ladies together at least one more time after photos surfaced earlier today of all five ladies rehearsing for the finale – atop London taxis!

Coolest dad on the planet David Beckham continues to distance himself from the competition, this time with a sentimental addition to his rather extensive collection of tattoos. Meanwhile Brad Pitt clamors around in a distant second place.

***DING DONG***

“UPS. We have a huge package here for you from one David Beckham.”

(Keep reading to sign for it, even if it is just “junk” mail.)

In beautiful people news, soccer player and divine underwear stuffer David Beckham unveiled the latest addition to his growing collection of skin art: a tattoo of his newborn daughter’s name “Harper” on his left shoulder. Keep reading for photos of the tat as well as photos of DAvid and Victoria posing with little Harper Seven!

Just when us mortal men thought we couldn’t feel any mortaller, superhuman hunkster David Beckham cranked up the testosterawesome by going for a ride on his F131 Hellcat Combat motorcycle in Malibu, California earlier today. See photos of emasculating duo and find out which male celebrity looks even sexier on his bad ass two-wheeler!

David and Victoria Beckham released some gorgeous first photos of their new daughter, and explained the literary and mystical connection behind her weird name.

While Victoria and David Beckham fought off false rumors of having given birth to their 4th child on the 4th of July David was, shall we say, “readjusting” to American soccer as he took the field for the Los Angeles Galaxy and redefined the term, “bend it like Beckham” on what he must have been thinking was Mendependence Day! Check out David Beckham really bend it like Beckham.

David Beckham officially unveiled his latest tattoo masterpiece on Facebook earlier today – a large scene over his heart depicting Jesus Christ being helped by three cherubs. In a brief video clip addressing the scene he explains that the Jesus figure represents him and the three cherubs are his three boys. Keep reading for pictures and to watch the clip!

Apparently it isn’t just the future stars of MTV reality shows having unprotected sex! The baby boom bonanza in Hollywood is out of control as we seem to hear about a new expecting celeb about every 12 hours or so. To help you keep track of all these buns in the ovens I’ve compiled a list of the Top 25 Pregnant Celebrities that includes photos and a little background info on the expecting moms and baby daddies as well as how the pregnancies were announced.