Things don’t seem to be going too well for celebutante extraordinaire Paris Hilton. Her Oxygen reality series The World According to Paris debuted to bad reviews and paltry numbers, and now US Weekly is reporting she and her boyfriend of a year and a half Cy Waits have called it quits – because he didn’t like being on the reality show! Ouch.

Paris Hilton, former BF of Lindsay Lohan took a joking jab about the necklace caper on her new reality show, but soon apologized after Lindsay complained about the meanness of the joke. See the clip here, was it really that bad?

When I first caught the “after the jump” photo tweeted by Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards of her famous niece Paris Hilton I was bowing down to Paris’ ability to get wet, slip-n-slide on her knees, and still provide a happy ending (that sounded dirty). But now I’m crying foul.

See the great Paris Hilton slip-n-slide photo from Easter weekend that I believe is too good to be true!

Before now my favorite Paz was the trainwreck wannabe-nudist chick from Boardwalk Empire, now it’s the drunk “L.A. musician” who stole Paris Hilton’s $3200 birthday cake and then shamelessly bragged about it on Facebook. This takes balls and all, but dude stole a $3200 cake. Lindsay Lohan is currently steeping in a pot of extra [...]

Paris Hilton is in Germany to promote sparkling wine but the over-the-top diamond studded fingerless leather Chanel gloves she wore accidentally stole the spotlight! Check out the incredible hand wear including a close up you have to see to believe. Only Paris…

It’s a Hilton sister bikini fest here at starcasm.net this morning! First we had Nicky Hilton looking mighty hawt in a teeny tiny two-piece and now older sister Paris Hilton dons a similarly skimpy seashell-themed bikini, reminding us all that no matter what gets said about her, she is still damn fine! Plus, a photo of Paris and her boyfriend Cy Waits getting PG-13 intimate under the cabana!

The best thing to ever happen to a little lost Vegas chihuahua by the name of Skeet was for Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton to get busted for drug possession while partying at a casino on the strip. See two great candid photos of Paris with the little guy now named Sid Vicious whom she adopted while performing mandatory community service at The Animal Foundation of Las Vegas.

You’d think as a celebrity blogger I’d get tired of pictures of things between Paris Hilton’s legs, but the range of objects (and people) are so diverse I keep coming back for more!

The hot and throbbing thigh sandwich du jour this time around is a pink, white and baby blue motorcycle! The life-sized Barbie bike is from Paris Hilton’s new SuperMartXé VIP MotoGP racing team. Keep reading for lots of photos of Paris looking good and looking not so good!

Paris Hilton is now BFFs with Charlie Sheen’s ex wife Brooke Mueller for a new Oxygen reality show, and the pair were spotted out last night with their camera crew at Las Palmas Nightclub. Paris has been promoting her new show as “more real” than her previous stints on reality television. She claims she used [...]

Paris Hilton was out shopping in Beverly Hills with her mom Kathy Hilton Monday when a stuffed rabbit fell out of the trunk of her SUV causing Paris to bend over to pick it up off the pavement. Apparently both of her trunks had too much junk because her shear pants couldn’t contain her commando Beverly Hills! Keep reading to see the cheeky pics.