Womb Raider meets Tomb Raider!

In a serious blast of randomness, Octomom, Nadya Suleman, “modeled” for In Touch in an Angelina Jolie-impersonating photo shoot. The mother of 14 (can’t we start calling her Quattuordecmom), took on Angelina’s recently famous legging red carpet pose and the cross-armed vintage Tomb Raider look. See side-by-side comparisons in which there’s really no comparing…

Nadya Suleman, the infamous Octomom, is reportedly under investigation for welfare fraud. According to TMZ, Suleman collected food stamps even though she allegedly exceeded the welfare earning cap by nearly $80,000 in 2012.

Nadya Suleman, the single mother of 14 deemed “Octomom,” undeniably has a lot of stress in her life. She used to cope with the anxiety by abusing Xanax. After a stint in rehab for that addiction, she discovered a new way to unwind: medical marijuana.

Nadya Suleman’s octuplets have channeled their inner singers and will now be known as the Roctuplets. Well, at least for the holidays. The kids have even released their first single. “Ready For Christmas” made its debut over the weekend and is now available for purchase. In addition to that, the kids have put together a music video to go with it!

Nadya Suleman has checked herself into a rehabilitation facility to help deal with her reported addiction to the prescription drug Xanax, an anti-anxiety medication. According to her rep, Suleman entered the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California this weekend for a 30-day program, leaving a team of nannies and friends to watch over her 14 children.

Nadya Suleman aka Octomom is movin’ on up. The mother of 14 has found a new 5,000-square-foot home in Palmdale, California, and she loves it. In fact, she’s taking extra precautions to make sure it stays in tip-top condition, unlike her last home that was destroyed by her kids. Nadya is taking us inside her new pad and sharing all the rules that come along with it.

Octomom Nadya Suleman finally has a new home for her 14 kids. Her LaHabra, California house went into foreclosure this summer, and she’s since had several rejections from potential landlords. But she does have some cash now thanks to her porn endeavors, and she was able to splash down 8 months of advanced rent on [...]

Mom of 14, and pop culture staple Nadya Suleman has turned to nude photos and porn to support her large family, and now she’s got a new business venture: Endorsing a short-term loan company named Octo Loan.

Would you turn to Octoloan if you needed some fast cash?

What better way to start off your week than with some surreal housewife-themed animated gifs from Nadya Suleman’s new softcore masterpiece Octomom: Home Alone? Keep reading for such Nadya Sulemanimated gif classics as “The Chop ‘N’ Chew,” “The Tssssssssss OW!” and “The Sour Milk!”

At least we can rest with the knowledge that Octomom Nadya Suleman isn’t dating Michael Lohan, but this may be even weirder.