This morning while Lindsay Lohan was in court her new baby brother Landon Major Lohan was born to Kate Major and Lindsay’s dad Michael Lohan at 11:39 a.m. PST.

There’s a piece in the latest Star magazine saying that Lindsay Lohan gets paid to date rich men, at the rate of about $100,000.

It cites the fact that Lindsay was paid that amount to spend New Year’s Eve with Prince Haji Abdul Azim, and even quotes her dad Michael Lohan. According to Star, Michael said ” She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”

Lindsay Lohan has just become a sister for the third time, and we’re not talking about Kayte Major’s baby, we’re referring to the secret love child of Michael Lohan! For years, Kristi Horn has claimed that her daughter Ashley was the result of an affair she had with Michael during his marriage to Dina Lohan, and during an episode of the Trisha Goddard Show, her claims were finally confirmed by a paternity test. Read on to watch all three of their reactions to the news.

Early Wednesday morning cops were called to Dina Lohan’s Long Island home when a fight with Lindsay got physical. No arrest were made, but the details of the incident were leaked to TMZ via Lindsay’s dad Michael Lohan, who also secretly recorded a distraught phone call Lindsay made to him. On the recording Lindsay complained [...]

Only with the Lohans can I write a headline like that and everybody’s like, “Who cares?” Well I care dad gummit even it’s just because I got to write “unlawful conception” in muh header! Read on for Michael Lohan and Kate Major’s major news and where the “unlawful” part comes in.

In “inevitable, but purely speculative, you-heard-it-here-first” news, fame-addicted Michael Lohan and Octomom Nadya Suleman were photographed together earlier today heading into the studios of Fox 29 in Philadelphia where they were both scheduled to appear on the station’s Good Day morning show. I think we can officially start the countdown to when Lindsay Lohan hears the shocking announcement that she has 14 new step-siblings. Can you say “Ocotodad?”

It seems that the bad case of train wreckitosis Kate Major caught while dating Patient Zero Michael Lohan is untreatable. Kate was arrested yet again this morning in Boca Raton, Florida, this time for battery, battery against an officer, EMT, or firefighter, and resisting an officer with violence. Keep reading for her most recent booking photo and take a trip down memory lane with a couple memorable clips of Michael and Kate from Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

“Life is like a bunch of Lohans, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

Michael Lohan is back in the same jail he walked out of less than 24 hours ago. He broke a court ordered mandate following his run in with Kate Major and this time he took it next level moron in his attempt to elude the cops.

“Lohan is as Lohan does.”

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan has been arrested in the Tampa area on domestic violence charges in one of the strangest he said she said cases I can recall. His ex Kate Major claims he got violent with her and that her refusal to provide oral sex was the spark. Lohan denies that he got physical and is claiming that it was his refusal to use the “rhythm method” that caused Kate to fly off the handle and injure him.

GOOD GRIEF!

Michael Lohan, who can currently be seen gettin’ rehabed on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Season 5, is officially dating Kim Granatell, who is fighting for her life to be a regular cast-mate on Real Housewives of New Jersey. They have possibly been dating since April, when they were photographed kissing on a yacht and [...]